Cooked Squid INSEMINATES Woman’s Tongue, Cheek, and Gums. Nefarious Calamari.
Calamari like a motherfucker! One unfortunate woman was mowing some squid when everything went terribly, terribly wrong.
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SPINAL FLUID To Power Human BRAIN IMPLANTS? The Future Is Good.
The wonky motherfuckers at MIT have struck once more. Everyone knows that brain implants granting the human flesh telekinesis and flight are right around the corner. What is going to power these reality-bending wunder machines? Obviously spinal fluid.
‘WII U’ Tablet Was Almost Scrapped Over Price Concerns; What About Praticality?
The Wii U was almost scrapped because of price concerns over the insipid tablet-as-controller. It would have been a total shame. Pseudo-innovation is where it’s (not) at.
GAME OF THRONES Puts George W. Bush’s Head On Stake, Catches Shit; Go Figure!
If you didn’t catch it, don’t worry. I didn’t either. Last season, Game of Thrones stuck George W. Bush’s skull atop a stake, and the creators couldn’t help themselves in revealing the tidbit. Then everyone went and got all incensed. Go figure!
Cosplay: EARTHWORM JIM’S Princess Whatshername Goes Strangely Erotic
This cosplay takes one of my favorite video games from childhood and dribbles a strange but approved taste of eroticism all over it. Now I finally get the impetus for saving the old hag.
The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Shitty Movies That I Love
Thanks to the work of most of the OL community, I walked out of Prometheus yesterday not nearly as disappointed as I probably should have. I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t like. I would probably watch it again if it was on TV or at a friend hosted movie night. I won’t go out of my way to see it however. That train of thought got me thinking though. A while back I posted a High 5 that involved movies that other people like and I hated. What about the movies I love but know suck? Well, here they are. Feel free to add your own, or make fun of me for liking these shit stains on celluloid.
Buy These F**king Comics! – June 13, 2012: Peter Parker Pederast
Hey friends! It’s time. Time to make the comic book list. I am endeavoring to craft this list amid a steady stream of flu-powered sweat dribbling down my dapper dome. Wipe, wipe, wipe my brow and then I continue soldiering on. Though I may be sickened even as tomorrow falls, I’ll take respite in knowing that I shall be sweating my grimy paws over some new funny books. Consider this my shamanistic powwow. I will share the titles that I hope shall pull me through my delirium. You follow up this vision quest by dropping the titles that you have staked out this week.
Don’t know what’s dropping? Hit up ComicList.
COMIC SALES In May TOTALLY CRUSHED ASS. Go Us!
Man, I don’t know anything. You can take that claim and spread it over a whole plethora of worlds, however for now let’s peel it off and stick it on the comic book industry. Apparently May was like, really good in the direct market hood.
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ CLIP: Parker Totally Like, Punks Flash Thompson
Just today I got into a conversation with Rendar about this here flick. He thinks it’s going to be forgettable, but enjoyable. I’m not sure. I sniff the distinct scent of ass wafting off all these promotional materials. Where do you land on this reboot? Yay? Nay? Check out the clip and let me know.
