EARTH-LIKE Planets More Common Than Thought, Every Star Has Planets. Woah.
Ain’t this a hell of a find. New astronomical wizards have come to the conclusion that every star has planets. Take that factoid, and all of a sudden the possibility of Earth-like planets skyrockets. Or is it spacerockets? Yeah, I know. Groan.
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New ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Concept Art Tickles My Batwing. Puns. Everywhere.
Here’s some Dark Knight Rises concept art copped from an upcoming book all about the Brooding Bat flicks. Quasi-spoilerish material afoot, but nothing that you haven’t seen if you’ve caught one of the million TV spots inundating the air waves as the Hype Machine rises up.
‘MEDAL OF HODOR’ is Fan Service Crossover We Deserve.
A good world we live in, where talented chaps generate such ridiculous pop culture confluence.
BioWare Considering Free-To-Play For ‘STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC’, I Still Wouldn’t Care.
Do you care about Star Wars: World of Sithcraft? I don’t. Would you care about it if it was free?
‘ATTACK THE BLOCK’ Director Joe Cornish To Write & Direct ‘SNOW CRASH’ Adaptation. This F**king Rules.
Holy convergence of awesomeness, Batman. My tits are twinkling over this one. Snow Crash is getting an adaptation, and the talent behind it is responsible for one of my favorite flicks of last year.
‘RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION’ TRAILER: Delectable Fecaltainment
Resident Evil: Retribution is something like the thirty-ninth installment in this wonderfully asstacular series. The trailer for the flick features everything you’ve come to expect from the franchise, from the awful dialogue to the over-the-top action sequence. Day one, man. Day one!
Cooked Squid INSEMINATES Woman’s Tongue, Cheek, and Gums. Nefarious Calamari.
Calamari like a motherfucker! One unfortunate woman was mowing some squid when everything went terribly, terribly wrong.
SPINAL FLUID To Power Human BRAIN IMPLANTS? The Future Is Good.
The wonky motherfuckers at MIT have struck once more. Everyone knows that brain implants granting the human flesh telekinesis and flight are right around the corner. What is going to power these reality-bending wunder machines? Obviously spinal fluid.
