STAN LEE Creating ‘Perfect’ CHINESE SUPERHERO. Make Mine Communist!

Stan Lee has more than likely found the last refuge where his name attached to a new comic book project means anything. The old dude is tasked with creating a superhero for a Chinese Government-run movie. I think.

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MIKE TYSON To Be In Next WWE Game. No Word On Ears Destructability

The WWE is rolling out all sorts of secret weapons lately. First they brought back Brock “It Hurts When You Really Punch” Lesnar. Now they’ve got Mike “Your Flesh Is Delicious” all up in their next game.

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‘THE MASTER’ Gets SECOND TRAILER: Seymour Hoffman Checks Your Theta Levels

Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhrist (or is it Xenu?), I can’t wait for this flick. Here’s the second tense-as-fuck trailer for The Master.

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Head of PIXAR Says a Pixar/Marvel Movie Is Possible. Let’s Get This Done.

Ever since Disney bought Marvel, the lot of us have been fapping to one idea. Pixar, the studio from whence all others are judged, could theoretically rock out to a Marvel movie. Recently while promoting Brave, the head of Pixar has once again stroked these fantasies. Just a light grip, ever so slowly.

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Internet Radio Royalties Climb Past $1 Billion. Goodness. Gracious.

I don’t use internet radio, but apparently I’m in the fucking minority. The burgeoning format has surpassed $1 billi in royalties generated.

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Jennifer Connelly In Talks For Aronofsky’s ‘NOAH’, I Vote Yes.

Jennifer Connelly. You probably remember her work with Aronofsky in Requiem for that scene. Might I suggest though, don’t let that moment overshadow the quality of her performance in the entire film, which has me stoked at the possibility of her reuniting with the director.

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NASA and FAA Partnering For New Commercial Space Flight Standards.

NASA and the FAA are teaming up to give us some new commercial space flight standards. All this means to my brain is that we’re getting some serious commercial space flight going.

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Cosplay: Morrigan From ‘DARKSTALKERS’ Got More Bounce For Her Ounce

This Morrigan right here has got some serious curves for her swerves. Bounce for her ounce. Something for her something.

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NEW ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ FULL LENGTH TRAILER: Wayne Is Totally Angry

Hey folks! Do you want a new full-length trailer for Dark Knight Rises? Of course you do!

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Microsoft Announces New ‘SURFACE’ Tablet, Powered By Windows 8. IDC, Yo.

Microsoft has announced their own tablet, called Surface. It’s 10.6 inches, is going to run on Windows 8, and will probably not convince any iPad users to jump ship.

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