Gas Cloud Colliding With Our Galaxy’s Black Hole Next Year. Take That, Mayans!
Pah, Mayans! Pah! Our Existence will not be ending this year. No, no. Instead I’m pretty sure we’re going to be felled by a gas cloud colliding with the black hole in the center of our galaxy. I can sense it.
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Paul Dini Is Writing A ‘BATMAN’ Graphic Novel That Is “Very Personal”, Let Us Rejoice
Paul Dini is responsible for many a wonderful thang, most particularly Batman: The Animated Series. That shit sculpted a good part of my childhood. News that the dude is coming back to rock The Bat is fantastic on its own. But when Dini starts dropping the idea that it’s going to be something “very personal” I become even more intrigued.
‘BOURNE LEGACY’ PRODUCER: Dream Is To Have RENNER And DAMON In Next Flick. Yes.
Hey man, when you’re a producer you can reach for the stars. The producer of The Bourne Legacy has aspirations for the follow-up flick to this summer’s latest installment of Jeremy Renner Punches People. He dreams of Jeremy Renner and Matt Damon Punching People Together.
3D Images That Are ‘Indistinguishable From Reality’ Could Be A Mere 40 Years Away. Holo-Smut Get!
I mean, c’mon. Don’t tell me we aren’t all clamoring for 3D holograms that are indistinguishable from reality if only to go to the local holo-pr0n bar. Walk in, program in your specific fetishes: rabbit tail, latex, water sports, and enjoy your insanely real appearing holo-stripper.
George Perez Couldn’t Stand Working On New 52 ‘SUPERMAN’
It should be pretty obvious that I enjoy any and all of these nightmare stories vomiting up out of the anus of DC. Here’s George Perez detailing what a slug to the hog it was to pen Superman in the New 52.
NINTENDO GAMES All Gone Sexy PIN-UP ART? Check.
I hadn’t heard of artist Keith P Rein before today, but now we’re totally bros. Dude does everyone a solid and transformers Nintendo video game franchises into pin-up artwork. Well met, sir.
GOOGLE X Creates 16,000 Core ‘NEURAL NETWORK’ That Learns On Its On. ON ITS OWN.
Motherfucking robots might as well just crack open the cyber-chamapagne now. They’ve got the keys to our kingdom. Hey, let’s just create independent-learning neural networks. Certainly, right now it just figured out a cat. Sure, sure. Well know where it’s heading.
Three ‘AVATAR’ Sequels Will Shoot Back-to-Back-to-Back. Fecaltainment Apocalypse.
Condemn all of this to some mucus-caked floor in Hell. James Cameron isn’t just bringing the world an Avatar sequel. Or two. Homeboy is dropping three on us, filming them all back-to-back-to-back. It’s just like Lord of the Rings except awful and filled with garbage.
Scientists Working On Device To Help Stephen Hawking Communicate Through BRAIN WAVES. Futurism ++
Everyone knows that Stephen Hawking is both one brilliant motherfucker and also the victim of a most uncool disease. The device that has helped the duder communicate since losing his voice thirty years ago are failing, leading totally wizard scientists into creating an equally impressive new one.
‘DEXTER’ SEASON 7 TRAILER: Revelations & His Usual Emo Whining
All things considered, I’m excited for this seventh season of Dexter. The terrible sixth season ended in a manner that suggested, Jesus Christ wait for it, they may actually be taking the show somewhere. With only what, two? seasons left, hopefully they’ll begin playing for keeps.
