Zoe Aggeliki Totally In Talks To Play JOHANNA MASON In ‘CATCHING FIRE’.
Zoe Aggeliki may be an unknown quantity to people like me, but if this casting goes through she is about to go boom. That’s the sound of her blowing up. Yeah, groan, I know.
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Edgar Wright Has Finished Directing An ‘ANT-MAN’ TEST REEL. Oh Lord It’s Growing!
Looks like the gooey wet dream of many a fan is coming true. Edgar Wright has just finished directing an Ant-Man test reel, ostensibly proving to the Overlords That Be that the look can be achieved on the screen.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ To Be Marvel’s Second Movie In 2014. Wee!
I just don’t…I just can’t….give a fuck about Guardians of the Galaxy. I just don’t get it, either. It isn’t that I condemn the entire concept of the franchise. That isn’t it at all. What is boggling my mind is why Marvel is thinking that this is going to be such icy hotness. The next part of their monolithic movie empire.
Rumor ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ DLC To Revolve Around Rogue Reaper Named Leviathan. Whatevs.
The Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending Edition was pretty fucking disappointing. I didn’t expect much, and that’s exactly what I was given. Now that the ending to one of my favorite franchises has been left indubitably awash in a sea of rotting ass, I’m not so certain I’m excited for any sort of DLC. Yet I’ll buy it. Of course I will.
iPads Installed In Tennessee DMVS To Cut Down Wait Times. The Future. Yeah!
This is pretty fucking rocking. As anyone who has ever listened to the sagacious mewing of Les Claypool knows, Hell is spelled D-M-V. The peoples of Tennessee are aware of this, and in an effort to cut down on the fire and brimstone in their pockets of the Underworld, they have installed iPads. Cyeah!
‘LOOPER’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Time Travelling Telekinesis Time
…okay so I couldn’t help but gloom onto a little thing is this glorious international trailer for Looper. There’s a quickly passing scene where a billboard advertises some sort of product giving you telekinesis. It’s the little, the minute, that’ll populate and build this world I can’t help to experience. Can’t wait.
”DEXTER’ Finishing After Season 8. Producers TOTALLY KNOW Where It’s Going To End. Right.
The biggest problem with Dexter the past couple of years has been that nothing has fucking happened. Agreed, the lack of John Lithgow’s glorious bare butthole has also been a drag, but its the lack of progress that has submarined it for me. Perchance, we can worry no longer! The producers of Dexter are totally confirming its totally ending come season 8, and they know where the story is going.
Good.
Andrew Garfield Spotted Carrying Spidey Comics Featuring Thanos. OMFGSPECULATE.
To be perfectly clear: I don’t expect this to mean anything, I just find the speculation fun.
