#Welcome To the Future
Scientists Start Growth Of Human Eye Using Stem Cells. Yeah, Science!
Whenever I hear about advancements in the world of treating human eyes, I get particularly stoked. My Nana is way rocked by ocular degeneration, and while she won’t be able to receive whatever comes out of this breakthrough, I still find it particular ballin’.
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SPINAL FLUID To Power Human BRAIN IMPLANTS? The Future Is Good.
The wonky motherfuckers at MIT have struck once more. Everyone knows that brain implants granting the human flesh telekinesis and flight are right around the corner. What is going to power these reality-bending wunder machines? Obviously spinal fluid.
Scientists Create SYNTHETIC SYNAPSE; The Rubicon Has Been Shit On.
There’s been a breakthrough in the development of synthetic synapses, and it’s a goddamn privilege that I even get to type that sentence. We’re flying head first into the future, folks. What is even more impressive is that soon that head is going to be cyber-nano-non-organic.
US And Israel Ordered The Stuxnet Attack Against Iran Nuclear Facilities; No Doi!
Stuxnet was a worm that ran pillaging through the computer mainframe things of Iran’s nuclear enrichment facilities. Surprising no one!, it turns out that the son of a bitch as issued by none other than Dr. Swag Nasty Obama (my own nickname for him) and in conjunction with Israel.
ACTA Getting Slapped Down In The EU, Sanity Prevailing?
You all know ACTA. Or if you don’t, you now do. There is a batch of good news regarding the fate of this secretive machination writing in treaty form. Three European Parliament committees have given the son of a bitch a slap down. Sanity, get!
Pre-Screening YouTube Videos Would Cost $37 Billion. A Year.
Buckle up. There is an enormous 72-hours of video uploaded to YouTube every minute. Every. Fucking. Minute. Some people clamor for pre-screening of this titantic amount of video, and hey that’s totally doable. If you have the pockets. The deep ones.
FACEBOOK Stock Drops Nearly 10% Yesterday, Zuckerberg Don’t Care Son.
Facebook stock! It was hyped up as the hotness before the IPO, promising to change the world (or pockets?) of many people. After the first disastrous day though, it’s just been something of a chuckle fest.
Security Researcher Found Secret Reprogramming Backdoors In Chinese Processors; FALLOUT 3
The Secret Chinese Illumnati are upon us! Or at least this is some pretty wonky stuff, probably leading to the realization of Fallout 3, albeit a bit tardy.
WATCH: First Video From Google’s Glasses. Unremarkable++
Here’s the first video from Google’s glasses. Pretty unremarkable stuff, right? This isn’t the augmented future I was promised! Patience, Caff. Patience.
PIRATE BAY Announces New IP Address, Effort Designed For Proxy Friendliness.
You can’t keep a good torrent site down. Unless you’re the slew of porn torrent sites that I used to frequent. In that case you can stake them through the heart and leave me devastated. Not Pirate Bay though, nope. No way.
