#Video Games
‘Fallout 4’ Automatron DLC Trailer: Battle Bots In The Wasteland
Man. Just when I think I’m done with Fallout 4, Bethesda announces their first slice of DLC hits in eight days. But ha! I have the antidote for my Fallout 4 addiction! Yes! It’s uh, an addiction to another game. The Division.
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Woah: Microsoft allowing Xbox gamers to play against PS4 and PC owners
Woah. This is something that I have all spitballed about for some time now. The ability to play with fellow gamers across console lines. Granted, this development will only work if Sony “participates” in the initiative, but fuck. Ball is in your court, PlayStation Overlords. Let’s get this done.
‘The Division’ is Ubisoft’s highest selling launch day game ever
Whatever the consternation regarding the quality of The Division, it didn’t stop the title from becoming Ubisoft’s highest selling launch day game. Ever. This is particularly impressive, given that Ubisoft has crushed it with their Watch Dogs, and Assassin’s Creed launch days.
‘The Witcher’ series has sold 20 Million f**king copies; devs working on new 2016 project
Yeah, I’m really hype that The Witcher series is selling like hot cakes. Why, if I’ve never really enjoyed them (more out of a lack of commitment to another life-ruining game like Fallout 4)? Cause I want CD Projekt to ruin my life with Cyberpunk 2077, and I imagine this success gives them all sorts of funding for it.
‘Gears of War 4’ stars Marcus Fenix’s son, takes place 25 years later
Gears of War! Gears of War! Gears of War! I fucking love this franchise, and it its fourth (official) installment may just get me to boot up my long slumbering XB1.
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ editor has left BioWare…and the gaming industry
Whelp, I suppose we can maybe figure out why BioWare has delayed the next Mass Effect. The company has lost its third key member in as many months. Buckle up, we deep into development turbulence. Exceptional development turbulence.
‘Paper Mario: Color Splash’ Trailer: Coming to Nintendo’s Wii U this year
Paper Mario game? Sort of dope. Sort of neat. Working against it in my eyes? It’s NOT MY GODDAMN ZELDA GAME I WAS PROMISED. #InfinitelyEntitled But seriously, it looks pretty dope.
SNES Classics are coming to Nintendo’s New 3DS
What the fuck are the New Nintendo 3DS, and 3DS XL? Like, in comparison the Old Nintendo 3DS? How many fucking iterations are there? But uh, anyways. The New Nintendo 3DS and 3Ds XXXL Pizza are getting SNES classics.
Which I’ll just keep playing on Bateman’s emulator, cause I don’t have a New or Old or Moderately Used 3DS.
‘No Man’s Sky’ gets official release date, June 21, 2016
Holy shit, No Man’s Sky has a release date. Holy shit, I can’t wait to fly around the universe. Giggling. Shooting space-animals, eating their marrow in my cockpit as I galavant about. Yes. Yes. Yes.
