#Video Games

Report: The High-Powered PlayStation 4 will be revealed Sept. 7

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I will buy this high-powered PS4. ‘Cause I’m a sucker. I will know what I’m buying next month, when Sony will reveal said high-powered PS4.

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‘Quake Champions’ Gameplay Trailer: Rocket Jump Once More

*EVERY* Nintendo Power published from 1988-2001 available at Internet Archive

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This is a veritable fucking treasure trove of nostalgia, folks. So many issues of Nintendo Power. Just sitting there at the Internet Archive. For all of us. Free.

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Report: Blizzard is releasing ‘StarCraft HD’

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I didn’t play StarCraft. I won’t play a StarCraft HD. My ADD is too profound for strategy. But I’m psyched for the numerous friends who are going to be excited for this news.

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‘Prey’ Gameplay Trailer: I Can’t See It…But It Sees Me

Fuck, I want me some Prey. If this trailer is any indication, the title is pitching right into my wheelhouse of geek interests. Monsters? Check. Deserted Space Station? Check. Thin walls behind reality and non-reality? Check. Fuck, I need me some Prey.

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Report: Nintendo NX getting Mario and Pokemon games in its Launch Window

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What I learned today: a “launch window” is a six-month period after a console launches. What I learned today: the Nintendo NX is getting both Mario and Pokemon titles within its launch window. What I learned today: shit maybe I’ll be getting a Nintendo NX.

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Report: Nintendo NX is a portable console with detachable controllers

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Nintendo is like, “You think we’re a joke for relying on peripherals? Check out this shit!”, not unlike a pissed-off, petulant teenager. I mean, that’s the explanation for it, right?

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Watch: Kojima Productions’ Official Logo Sequence for their games

Of course, of course Kojima Productions will have their own official log sequence. Of course, of course they’d release it before they even have any game content, or even a game engine.

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Watch: Nintendo’s ad for their NES Classic Edition is Playing With (1980s) Power

Oh man. Nintendo going straight for the nostalgic heart of my generation. Playing dirty, shameless, rotten, exploitive. And it’s working. It’s working!

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Sega’s ‘Rent A Hero’ game being adapted into a movie; wonderful, confusing

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Sega’a Rent A Hero is being adapted into a movie. Are you familiar with this property? No? How could you not know? Why, it’s a title from Sega’s Japanese Mega Drive that dropped in 1991! A natural selection for a movie!

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