#Video Games
Sources: Destiny 2 also dropping on PC, will be “totally new game”
We all know Destiny 2 is happening. Now we (sort of) know that it’s also going to be happening on PC. I can’t wait for the title, since all Bungie has done since dropping the initial installment is improve upon their franchise.
Extra Life Event Public Service Announcement
… Salami? Time! Its time. Hello fellow travelers on the Starship Omega. This is your temporary captain, The Dude, speaking. If you look out the left cabin window you’ll see Glorbax 3, a lovely world where pizza grows on trees like the mighty orange and team building exercises carry a triple death sentence. On the right side you’ll see the vast nothingness of space that forces you to realize your insignificance in the face of cosmic events, and wish desperately for a quiet and swift end to your meaningless consciousness.
‘Gears of War 4’ Launch Trailer: Lock and Load and Chainsaw Guns and Mechs
Microsoft and its Cabal have released the Gears of War 4 launch trailer ahead of the game’s upcoming release. The motherfucker is everything you’d expect from a trailer for the franchise. You know, big guns. Big people. Big monsters. Big action. I’m ready.
Interplay sells off Earthworm Jim, Descent, Kingpin
Interplay is selling off the rights to several franchises, but most importantly: Interplay is selling off the rights to Earthworm Jim. If there is a God (there isn’t), and if it will respond to my wishes thanks to my supplicatory pyres of pubes, empty Dew bottles, and used underwear (it won’t), then the rights to Earthworm Jim will land at a talented developer. A talented developer that will resurrect a childhood favorite-series.
‘Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’ Story Trailer: Jon Snow is an Evil Space Admiral
Man, I fucking love how lame Call of Duty stories are. Like, I’m not kidding. I love them. And now, I’m going to get to love the next lame ass, super-powered storyline in fucking space. Starring that sour-pussed, broody bastard Jon Snow.
‘Battlefield 1’ Beta reached 13.2M players; biggest Beta Ever?
Battlefield 1. Got everyone excited. Even me, and I don’t typically fuck with FPS titles outside of Call of Duty, and Borderlands, if that counts. Now, now — I didn’t play the beta. But a lot of people did. A lot.
