#Video Games
‘Starcraft: Remastered’ dropping on August 14, get ready to have your free time zerged
Starcraft: Remastered is dropping on August 14, folks. The perfect time for us in the Northern Hemisphere, you know? It will be scorching as fuck, so why not post-up in front of our personal computers, draw the shades, crank the air condition, and burn away the hours with a classic?
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‘Super Mario’ postage stamps coming to Japan, awesome but like who mails stuff
I’ve probably mailed like, three things in my life. A testament not only to my incredible juvenility, but also the decline of you know, physical letters. But! If I lived in Japan, and I had to mail shit, I would be all over this.
Microsoft’s AI earned a perfect ‘Ms. Pac-Man’ score, take that flesh-bags
You know how it goes. I’ve been trying to warn people for years. About artificial intelligences. First, Ms. Pac-Man perfect. Next, taking over the world.
Nintendo announces ‘SNES Classic’, dropping September 29 for $80. Can’t wait to not find it
Nintendo is currently announcing more dope shit for me to not be able to find, as my Nintendo Switch hunt carries on interminably.
‘Metroid Prime 4’ is coming to Nintendo Switch, purportedly in 2018
Yeah, I didn’t get around to covering this during E3! But, whatever! Metroid Prime 4 is totally a game coming to Nintendo Switch, and if you believe the scuttlebutt, dropping next year.
‘God of War’ E3 Trailer: A Father, His Son, And Some Very Angry Gods
The new God of War looks like it’s bringing some pathos alongside its usual trail of destruction, and I’m all for it. Given, you know, we still get to leave a trail of destruction in our wake.
‘Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds’ E3 Trailer: A Wintry Blessing Of More Robo-Beasts
I need more Horizon: Zero Dawn. I fucking need more HZD! So God is good, despite me being bad, and has reached out with this DLC. Just for me! Just for me! But you may play it too, so long as the sacrifices of Diet Dew and Tropical Starbursts are left outside my dungeon door.
‘Spider-Man’ E3 Trailer: Insomniac Blows Minds With Its Spidey Gameplay
I don’t know if there are words to accurately capture how fucking stunning this trailer is for Insomniac’s Spider-Man game. Just. Goddamn.
‘Super Mario Odyssey’ E3 Trailer: The Next Mario Oddity Is Dropping October 27th
Man. Super Mario Odyssey looks both *straight out its fucking mind* and *fantastic*, dude. I…I need a switch.
‘The Last Night’ E3 Trailer: Channeling them ‘Blade Runner’ vibes hard and I love it
What’s to say. This game looks fantastic. I was sort of zoning out during the Microsoft presser, but The Last Night E3 trailer woke me right the fuck up. Playing to several of my weak spots. Specifically, cyberpunk, and old school retro graphics.
