#Video Games
Kathie Lee Gifford Says Adult Gamers Are ‘Weird’. She Is A Bastion of Dumb.
It’s also a reverse compliment that Kathie Lee Gifford thinks that adults who play video games are weird. To associate with her empty husk, her pithy ramblings, and the mind-numbing brain rot for housewives that is her television show is a fate worse than death. The Dark Mark or some shit.
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ModernWarfare3.com Redirects To Official Battlefield 3 Website. Amazing.
Activision and EA are going at one another big this winter. Battlefield 3 is getting released around the same time as Modern Warfare 3, in a direct challenge of CoD’s sales dominance. Some interesting side-battle cropped up this week. You see, ModernWarfare3.com now redirects the surfer to the official Battlefield 3 website.
Corporate slap fight!
Watch Kids Command A ‘Star Wars’ Battle On Giant Touch Screen. Dorkgasm.
For two years, Arthur Nishimoto has been working on an enormous video game project. The project dreamed up by the University of Illinois at Chicago graduate student is a game that looks a lot like controlling the glorious destruction of a Battlestar or Star Wars battle on a friggin’ enormous multi-touch surface. So swoon.
It’s goddamn gorgeous.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Cliffy B Says ‘Wii U’ Haters Talk Shiz, Will Buy It Anyways.
Dude Huge has been spoutin’ off lately, and I’m all for it. The new object he’s aiming his Lancer at? Nintendo haters. Cliffy B hast seen the Wii U, and claims that those running their mouths about it are full of shit. They’ll be snagging it anyways.
Review: Shadows of the Damned
As I write this review, my copy of Shadows of the Damned resides in the dark recesses of my local Game store’s used drawer. Appropriately, it’s been banished to its very own version of hell, not for its flaws, or for a lack of quality, simply because that was always its destiny: what it was designed for.
‘Modern Warfare 3’ To Have Color-Blind Assist Option. This Helps Me. Srsly.
I’m color-blind. Not in that retarded “I see in black and white” sort of thing I sometimes get. Not that. However, I can’t tell a lot of colors apart. Greens from browns, browns from reds, that sort of bullshit. So quite often, I have a very difficult time trying to figure out who I should be shooting in games like ‘Modern Warfare’. It appears Sledgehammer Games has revealed there will be help for people like me in Modern Warfare 3.
Japan Gets A Swank As Hell Resident Evil 15th Anniversary Box.
Japan is getting itself a sexy-object gaming monument to the Resident Evil franchise this Fall. Or should I call it the Biohazard franchise? No, Wolverine! Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, Japan. Swank ass Resident Evil anniversary box. Right, right.
Watch The Entire BioShock Infinite E3 Demo. Right Here. So Far Away.
Confession: I cannot watch this. The entire BioShock Infinite E3 demo. Can’t watch. If I do, it’ll send me into a tizzy of half-words, much-vomit, and sprints around the neighborhood. I’m excitable. I need this game. My body cannot handle such a tither. I bring it to you though, should you be interested and capable of absorbing so much rock knowing the game is still a turn of the calendar away.
Legendary Pictures Bringing ‘Mass Effect’ Movie Panel To Comic-Con.
Legendary Pictures is tasked with bringing a beloved fucking glorious video game franchise of mine to the flickering, silver, something, something, screen. This project of theirs sn’t something on the back burner. Oh no. In fact, there’s going to be a panel for the Mass Effect movie at Comic-Con.
Jealousy of attendees. Rising.
‘Uncharted’ Film Now Headed Up By ‘Limitless’ Director Neil Burger.
I sighed a big sigh of relief when David O. Russel and his Marky Mark-powered film adaptation of Uncharted fell apart and went down the toilet. The man tapped to replace O. Russel and Funky Bunch is Neil Burger, who recently directed Limitless.
