#Video Games
Poster: They Live x Super Mario Bros. = OMFG 1980s Bliss.
By artist Fro, the greatest mash-up of Super Mario and Rowdy Roddy Piper. Ever.
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BioWare: Commander Shepard’s Story Done With ‘Mass Effect 3’. Makes Sense.
BioWare has come out and made official what I had assumed: Commander Shepard’s place in the Mass Effect universe will be completed with the final installment of their first trilogy. A single tear slides down my cheek in commemoration of the good lass I’ve spent so many hours with.
‘Fallout Monopoly’ Is The Board Game I’ve Been Dying For.
Check this out. deviantART contributor PinkAxolotl created ‘Fallout: Monopoly’, an homage to both Fallout and the destroyed economic system that will surely not exist (well, I guess it will be in a much different manner) after the bombs drop and we’re all running around Megaton.
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BioWare Reveals The Official FemShep For ‘Mass Effect 3’. Fiery Redheaded Goodness.
The voting is over frreal, and BioWare has revealed the official FemShep that’ll grace Mass Effect 3. Who’d you vote for? What do you think of the current iteration?
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Video: ‘Borderlands 2’ Footage Captured Via Crotch Cam. Coincidentally Swells Mine.
Up until this point my tits have only been titillated by written descriptions of Borderlands 2. Not anymore. Thanks to an intrepid attendee of Gamescom, and their groin, we have some footage. It’s so delicious. We see some new environments, and the disposable-gun-as-grenade technique which is so flashy-bling-bling I can’t stand it. (That’s a good thing.)
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Skyrim Is Going To Allow Dude-On-Dude Marriage. Elven Arrow Growing!
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim is going to do me a solid and allow me to consummate my male elf on male human dude-to-dude boner rubbing dreams. It’s about time too, all the pictures I’ve drawn imagining it are piling up and it’s time to actualize!
Kanye West and Dropkick Murphys Playing ‘Call of Duty’ Convention. Douche Conglomerate.
While I love Call of Duty, it is a scientific fact that the majority of people you meet online playing it are probably rotting choads. It makes sense then that Activision is gathering their own armada of musician choads to play the Call of Duty XP: Give Us More Money Experience convention.
Kanye West. Dropkick Murphys.
Woof.
GameStop Removing Deus Ex OnLive Coupons From Its Retail PC Copies. Amazing.
The PC version of Deus Ex Machina that was released this week comes packaged with a coupon for a free OnLive version of the game. This angers the mighty GameStop, who has instructed its employees to open those new copies and take take those fuckers out.
Sonic CD Is Coming To XBLA? Nostalgia Bomb.
Sonic CD. The game that led to me crying and pleading with my parents that I totally oh my god oh my god oh my god needed a Sega CD. It worked on me. It worked! A lot of people don’t like the game, but I recall enjoying it. Enjoying the delicious compact disc nature of its experience. Now it’s coming to XBLA. Fist-pumps? Yeah!
Kinect Designed To Take On Lightning Strikes, Drops Onto Concrete.
There’s tough, and then there’s Kinect tough. Tough enough to sit and watch all you assholes dancing in front of it without barfing silicon chips all over you. Tough enough to stand for hours as little kids play Kinect Super Soccer! or some shit and not want to hang itself by its power cord. (Does it have a power cord?) Kinect is tough, and that’s because it was built that way.
