#Video Games

Video: 14 Minutes Of Leaked ‘Borderlands 2’ Gameplay Titillates My Grindy RPG Tip.

There’s some glorious leaked Borderlands 2 footage making its way around the webs. I can’t handle  it. I get a couple minutes in and I get all a-twitter with excitement. Can you handle it? God I need this game.

Hit the jump to for the video and a summary.

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‘Call of Duty’ Mountain Dew Gets You Double XP. Wut! Made For Me.

Motherfuckers at the Call of Duty XP WunderFragFest over the weekend got a black goodie bag which contains something not belonging to them. No sir. The lads and lasses got a Call of Duty-theme Mountain Dew, which gives them access to double xp. Is there anything more designed for this guy right here?

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Call of Duty Elite ‘Premium’ To Cost $50 Yearly, Contain Things. Thoughts?

So yesterday I was running around like an asshole doing stuff for the forthcoming semester when Call of Activision unveiled their Premium Call of Fragging Elite service whatever. Finally. In the flesh. It contains a bunch of stuff. Hit the jump for specifics.

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Trailer: Gears of War 3 ‘Dust To Dust’ Trailer Prepares Ye For The End.

I am really fucking stoked  for Gears of War 3. I’m going to buy it, mainline some caffeine so the vibrations show me the truth  and then play through the campaign with The Latin Buttmaster, resident pederast and coder of OL. This trailer recaps the previous three games or some shit is what people are saying but I can’t remember those games. I just know I liked them, and I like this typical but enjoyable trailer.

Let’s finish the fight! Wait fuck, wrong franchise. Let’s chainsawgun some shit! Byah!

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New York City Gets Its Own Super Mario World Map. Animated Awesomeness.

Jesse Eisemann. Talented appreciator of the finer things in life. Like Super Mario World.

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DOOM and DOOM 2 No Longer Considered Porn In Germany!

I don’t understand the regulatory rules for many foreign countries. Well, most of them. I’m an American! My life stops at our shores! I do know that I find it odd that a country that cranks out scat porn like its going out of vogue (never!) somehow also groups a video game like DOOM in the same restrictive category as it.

Well, until now.

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Modern Warfare 3 ‘Hardened Edition’ To Include Year-long Elite Membership. Hmm.

The details for Modern Warfare 3’s ‘Hardened Edition’ have leaked, and for $80 you can snag yourself a long list of bullshit. Something  that may make it worth purchasing for me however is the year-long subscription to Call of Duty: Elite.

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Super Smash Bros. Melee Hits Splash Mountain. Like A Boss. (What?)

We all think we handle the Splash Mountain picture like a boss. C’mon, you think your pose is hilarious when the flash comes. Running down to check it out. We’ve been bested, friends.

Feast your eyes on the beauty that is  Super Smash Bros. Melee among the plunge.

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Mari0: Playable Super Mario Bros…With A Portal Gun. Outstanding.

There’s a two man team called Stab Yourself who are endeavoring to bring to the world Mari0. The original Super Mario Bros modified with a fucking portal gun. It is as amazing as it sounds. It’s currently in development for Windows, Linux, and OSX. Please lord let this come to light.

Hit the jump to see it in motion.

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Video: ‘Fallout: Nuka Break’ Is Now Ongoing Web Series, Episode One Here.

Earlier this year I posted a short fan film called ‘Fallout: Nuka Break’. It was pretty radical and maybe even gnarly at the time, and so it’s goodness for me that it’s become an ongoing web series.

Hell yeah!

Hit the jump to check out the first episode.

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