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China Has ‘Diablo V’ Already? What Fresh Hell Is This!
Fucking China. First they’re getting dope speech balloon-shaped comic book museums, now they’ve got Diablo V and its expansion pack while we’re all waiting for the third. Jealousy.
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GameStop Has Its Own Tablet Coming, Runs On Android.
Tablets, tablets, tablets everywhere! Last week word broke on the Amazon Kindle tablet, and this week it seems that Gamestop wants itself some of that fuckin’ pie. I don’t blame them. When the going gets intangible, the uh, intangible gets…co-opted by Gamestop?
Yeah!
Steampunk Fight Stick Is Subculture Orgy Of Awesome.
Sam Kurd made a fight stick that is a confluence of subcultures colliding into an outrageous conglomeration of awesome. Joystick modding meet fighting games meet steampunk. Gorgeous.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Infinity Ward vs. Activision Finally Gets A Court Date.
The ongoing legal spat between Infinity Ward founders Jason West and Vincent Zampella and Activision has finally gotten itself a court date. Thank goodness! After all the posturing and hair-pulling, I was beginning to think it would never get locked in endless litigation or whatever goes on in there them courtrooms.
Trailer: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception Gets Its First TV Spot. NFL Kickoff Rock!
During a commercial break in tonight’s NFL Kickoff extravaganza, Sony unveiled the first TV spot for Uncharted 3. It’s Uncharted 3 footage. The fuck else do I have to say, huh? Every time I remember this game is coming I begin to breath too heavy and there’s a certain buzzing in my ears that says “Drink the blood and you shall receive it early.”
Phew!
Hit the jump, watch the video.
Ice-T Unboxes A ‘Gears of War 3’ Xbox 360 and Lancer. Dude Rules.
Ice-T is fucking awesome. Last year he unboxed Call of Duty: Black Ops, and this year he’s back at it. He unboxes a Lancer, as well as a special edition Gears of War 3-theme Xbox 360.
It’s dope.
Activision Seizes ‘ModernWarfare3.com’ from Battlefield Fan. Corporate Pigs!
Remember earlier this summer when we were all LOLing about the fact that ModernWarfare3.com redirected to the official Battlefield webpage? And how it was being done by a vengeful Battlefield fanboy? All that fun is over! Thanks to Activision and its corporate cronies and big wig lawyers!
Gears of War, BioShock, Halo Done In 16-Bit Pixelated Glory.
There’s a certain sheen to the pixelated wonders that populated video games during my adolsence. Michael Myers is an artist who has taken the more contemporary protagonists of gaming present and thrown them into 16-bit pixelated disarray.
It’s awesome.
Sony Hires Homeland Security Official, Beware PSN Hackers!
The snafu that brought Sony’s PSN to its knees isn’t likely to happen again! No siree! Sony has hired themselves an official from Homeland Security, and if there’s anything that screams raging competence its a US government official. Right? Right!
Video: Diablo III Leaked Footage Is…Hnng. Oh God. Yes. Hnng. Character Creator.
I need Diablo III so badly. I am beginning to believe it actually exists. Today some new footage has leaked showing character select menus and the such. It makes me a bit dribbly in more than one orifice. Sorry. Gross! Nasty. When I’m this disarrayed from excitement I just reach back for the old comfort pitch: bodily fluid references.
Hit the jump.
Prepare to fap.
