#Video Games
Video: ‘Modern Warfare 3’ Single-Player Trailer Drops.
Despite the overwrought voice-over (which I love), the cheesy guitar chords (which I love) and the tired looking engine (which I don’t care about), this trailer gets me fucking stoked. Hardened Edition: ordered, ya’ll.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Rumor: Dead Space 3 Going Full Fight Club On Us?
There’s more purported Dead Space 3 plot details, and if they’re true Dead Space 3 will have Isaac Clarke going full on Fight Club. Sort of.
Video: Portal + Apple = GLaDOSiri, Your Personal Assistant of Doom.
Check out GLaDOSiri, the logical extension of Apple’s new personal assistant. Allow it to help you. Submit.
Kinect Parental Controls Could Automatically Decide What You Watch. By Your Body Size.
Grown ass people who are vertically challenged could be in for a bit of a snafu if a patent Microsoft filed ever comes to fruition. Parental controls determined by your body dimensions? I see. I see.
Jak and Daxter HD Spotted On Retail Site? Oh Yeah, Son. [And Daughter.]

Uncharted is one of my favorite franchises of this generation. It’s done right by me, and millions. Yet, I cannot help but miss Naughty Dog’s previous go-to, Jak and Daxter. So while I never get very excited for an HD remake (outside of MGS), this announcement has my balls a buzzin’.
Square Enix CEO Says ‘Final Fantasy 14’ Damaged The Brand. Got One Part Right.

Square dominated my childhood. Obsession after obsession. Slowly starting in the early 2000s, the brand receeded, I cared less and less. By FF13, it seemed like I wasn’t alone. Now the Square Enix CEO is coming out and saying that their brand is fucked. Caveat? He thinks FF14 did it.
Get Double XP In ‘Modern Warfare 3’ From Mountain Dew and Doritos. No, Seriously.
Earlier today when commenting on the demise of the creator of Doritos, I remarked that they formed a perfect synergy with Mountain Dew. An unbreakable teflon bond that empowers the geek who smashes together the two ingredients. And in a bit of marketing genius/horror, both the products will allow you to double your XP in Modern Warfare 3.
Dead Space 3 Plot Details Leaked? To Take Place On Ice Planet?
Dead Space 2. One of my favorite games of the year. Dead Space 3: one of my most anticipated games. There’s a rumor mill a-churning! Bringing potential details about the third installment in the series.
Star Wars: The Old Republic Gets Release Date, My Winter Break Gets Meaning.

So I was legitimately bummed that Diablo 3 had been pushed back into 2012. Big time! Emptiness. I should have known better. But I must cheer up! It seems that another title that I have anticipated (while something sludging it on the website, because I fear it won’t be good) will be dropping round around Christmas time. Star Wars: The Old Republic, say hello!
‘Uncharted’ Originally Had Tolkien-esque Elements. Bullet Dodged!

I love me some Uncharted. Like, love me. I love me some Lord of the Rings. Originally these two beauties were going to collide in the original premise of Uncharted. It never happened, gritty grunting shooters causing Sony to demand “realistic” games, whatever that means.
Such did not pass!









