#Video Games
Teaser: PS3 Exclusive ‘The Last Of Us’ Debuting At Spike VGAs.
Sony’s teasing a PS3 title ‘The Last of Us’ with some footage of 9/11, warfare, ants, and other awfulness. It’s 45 seconds of confusing, but it’s got us all talking. Hasn’t it?
Hit the jump for the trailer, leave your speculation.
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‘South Park’ RPG Coming Courtesy Of Obsidian. Already Glitching. #Rimshot.
Game Informer has revealed its January cover, which is sporting an interesting confluence. South Parker, and gaming. Obsidian is helming it, and I already feel bad for fans of the franchise. Fuck Obsidian, and their glorious destruction of both the Fallout and Knights of the Old Republic franchises. #Bitterness
Hit the jump for the cover.
Video: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Combat Gives Me Mass Ere…Oh Forget It.
More Mass Effect 3 goodies? Fuck yeah! Here’s a video by the developers showing off the new combat shiznits. Pro-Tip: skip the first two minutes or so.
Valve Employee Tots Trolls Fans By Wearing ‘Half-Life 3’ T-Shirt Around Events.
We, the followers of the Free Man, demand Half-Life 3. Valve laughs at us. Points at us. According to this hilarity, also mocks us with HL3 t-shirts.
GamePro Closes Its Print and Digital Doors. F**k That Magazine.
GamePro was pretty rad at one point. Then I came to resent the shit out of it. It lived on, as other gaming magazines I loved died, and died, and died. Now it has finally succumbed, and I scratch dirt on its grave.
Video: ‘Half-Life’ Opening Gets Live-Action Fan Video.
God bless the original Half-Life, and particularly its opening. Though now old as fuck, whenever I think of the franchise there’s a glorious glimmer in my soul. The opening to the original game has gotten a live-action adaptation and it’s fantastic. Keep Reading »
Rumor: ‘Dead Space’ Goes FPS, Dragon Age Goes Multiplayer. Generic Conventions, GET.
Dead Space goes FPS? Surely you jest! Dragon Age going multiplayer? Battle in the one dungeon they designed for DA2! To the death!
Kitase: FFVII Remake Would Be Too Different. Or Uh, Too The Same. Uh. Uh.
The never-ending cry from Final Fantasy VII fanboys and fangirls for a remake drudges on. Final Fantasy XIII2: Ghost Protocol producer Yoshinori Kitase touched on the continual clamoring with a bit of equivocating.
Video: Pee-Based Video Games Hit Urinals In UK. Wicked Pissah?
Piss-based urinal games have been holding it down in Japan for a while, but their beauty, elegance, and urine-soaked pants side effects have been marching West. The UK has got these glories, and I can only watch the forthcoming video in jealousy.
Next ‘Kinect’ To Be So Accurate As To Read Lips. Thought Police Cackle.
I already thought it was creepy when it turned out that the Kinect could figure out what sort of clothing we’re wearing and report it to advertisers. The next Kinect? Motherfucker is going to be reading your lips.
