#Video Games
Rumor: Sony Dropping Their Own ‘Super Smash Bros.’ Type Game.
It’s a move that makes too much sense. Sony bundles up a collection of their characters and has them throw down in a Super Smash Bros. manner. Too much sense to actually happen? Not if one Twitter account and the rumor mill has anything to say about it.
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Skyrim: , Willpower: 0
Despite having three projects due in three weeks, despite that I could have waited until Christmas and saved cheddar, despite the fact that I haven’t beaten Arkham City, I caved. I couldn’t help it. Bethesda, you devil you.
Video: Skyrim Whoops MW3’s Ass With Rolling Pins In New NMA Madness.
NMA. Those whacky fucks. This week it’s Skyrim going all spatula and renaissance faire all over the ass of Modern Warfare 3. That doesn’t make sense? You’re g’damn right it doesn’t.
Video: BioWare’s New Project Gets Explosion-Y Teaser.
Spike’s Totally Awesome Boner Jam Video Games Award Show is promising some reveals this year, per usual. One of them is the next BioWare joint, which is surprisingly from a new BioWare studio. Want to see the teaser for the teaser? It’s looking all disappointedly Modern Warfare-y with sandy tones and tanks. (I know I’ll love it.)
Hit the jump to check it out.
Video: Dumped Master Chief Roams Streets, Buys Halo.
Eric Smith was dumped by his would-be wife and handled it like a total boss. In what can only been described as the geek equivalent of a Charlie Sheen psychological wunder-state, he’s since done the following. Sold that ring. Bought a set of Mjolnir armor. Roamed the streets while going to buy Halo: Revamped HD Bullcrap Anniversary edition. It’s tremendous.
Eric Smith, hats off.
Kojima Clarifies, Says ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ Coming At Some Point. A-Doi!
All that swagalicious boner time that a good portion of the gaming community and myself dedicated to the news that MGS5 was coming last week can be mildly mitigated. Speaking to Formless PlayStation Propaganda, he elaborated on the news that dribbled out of the internet’s anus last week.
New Line Cinema Wants To Turn ‘Rampage’ Into A Movie. My Gaming Childhood Approves.
We’ve crossed the fucking Rubicon regarding adaptations. Don’t give me any noise about my approving of a Rampage adaptation when there’s a goddamn Battleship movie coming out. Okay? Shoot.
‘Mass Effect 3’ Collector’s Edition To Come With Bonus Character, Robot Dog, And More.
BioWare’s dropped a video revealing the contents of Mass Effect 3’s collector’s edition. I don’t usually swing for these luxuries, but I’m going all-out for the final installment in my favorite franchise’s first trilogy.
Hit the jump for details and video.
Hideo Kojima Is Helming ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’…Why Do I Care? I Can’t Help It. Scissors 61!
Much like the Mafia, every time I think I’ve gotten out of the Metal Gear cult, I get dragged back in. Kojima’s working on MGS5, and I can feel my tactical espionage swelling in my jeans.
‘Call of Duty’ Pulls In More Than $750 In Five Days, Franchise At $6 Billion.
Call of Duty is a license to print money. Lots, and lots, and lots of money. I know it’s not cool for a “real“ gamer to dig the franchise, but I lap it up. Along with millions of others.
