#Video Games
‘METAL GEAR’ Has Sold 31.1 Million Over Its Lifetime. Lots of Rations (Groan)
Metal Gear has been holding it down in our collective gaming brain-pieces for a while now. At the very least since Kojima went CINEMATIC on our asses in the original MGS, it not before that. It isn’t surprising then that the series has sold in droves, though I wouldn’t have been able to put a finger on the amount. Or a finger on my nose. ‘Cause I’m drunk with stealth. You heard me.
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‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Producer Promises “NEW CONTENT” To Bring “CLOSURE”. The Sound Of Back Peddling Feet.
Mass Effect producer Casey Hudson has finally addressed the herds of people who are bat-tits crazy with hate for the Mass Effect 3 ending. In commenting on them, he promises more content (for a fucking price!, obviously) that will help bring closure to “more passionate” fans.
Bethesda To Announce ELDER SCROLLS MMO IN May. More Like RL Oblivion, Right?
Bethesda is set to announce an Elder Scrolls MMO this May, in an announcement that will take the series in a direction that can only make too much sense.
Microsoft Seeks Executive Producer For “AAAA” Xbox Title. That’s Pretty Intense
Microsoft wants to UP ITS FUCKING GAME, and we should applaud them for it. They’re looking for the executive producer of FUCKING AAAA game. That’s one more goddamn A than your casual excellent title. Are you in?
‘DIABLO III’ GETS AN OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE. This May, It’s On.
Pow! Well here’s some salve to apply to my chaffed post-Mass Effect 3 gaming nipples. Not only is Diablo III actually-maybe-potentially real, but it has a release date. Finally.
Video: BIOSHOCK: INFINTE Has Second “Heavy Hitter” Revealed, The Handyman
The second of BioShock: Infinite’s heavy hitters has been revealed, the handyman! Just don’t bend over or you’ll find out why the good chap earned that name. I kid! I cry. I kid because I cry inside.
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I THINK I MAY HAVE LIKED THE ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ ENDING. Let’s DISCUSS.
So, I just wrapped up Mass Effect 3 about an hour ago. I did so under the pall of a raging gaming community which has portions literally demanding a new ending. You know what? Under that pall, with that preparation, I liked that ending. However nothing refines one’s ideas and thoughts like discussion, so let’s do it Omega Level. Let’s discuss the Mass Effect 3 ending. Heavy spoilers past the break.
Double Fine Adventure Kickstarter Ends With $3+ Million Raised. Community High-Five!
Tim Schafer and the rest of Double Fine have a considerable amount of money to work with. Through their record-breaking Kickstarter they raised over $3 million, far surpassing the $400,000 they were aiming for.
Video: Why MARIO Is a DOUCHEBAG. Win ++
No long-wined exposition necessary. Cracked presented a compelling argument as to why Mario is a douchebag. Hilarious.
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Video: Drugged NATHAN DRAKE Terrorizes Real Life Local Flea Market
Geek satire central Mega64 is at it again, this time with a hilarious send-up of a moment in Uncharted 3. Proving that only polygonal Nathan Drake can be as cool as he seems, they sent a good lad into an actual local flea drugged and stumbling. Mind the half-tuck!
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