#Video Games
‘TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS’ screens. Fill my vault with glowing glee.
Tales from the Borderlands is coming this summer, and with it I shall come too! Yeah, I’ve used that one before. Whatever. When 10,000+ posts you make, blah blah Yoda talk. Anyways, I’m not important here. This post is about Tales and some new screens from the game.
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THE FUTURE: EA nearing deal to STREAM GAMES TO COMCAST TVS
Fuck ya’ll! And fuck ya’ll gaming consoles! That’s what Electronic Arts and Comcast are saying, as they near a deal to stream EA games. It’s the Future, yo. It’s getting weird. And I’m liking it.
‘CALL OF DUTY: ADVANCED WARFARE’ TRAILER: House of Bloody Cards
New Call of Duty. I’m always sold. It’s my yearly installment of overwrought, bro-culture fecaltainment. No apologies, but no delusions. For this installment I’m doubly sold. First true next-gen installment. Vaguely futuristic setting. Kevin Spacey in a leading role? Blathering Underwood-esque about democracy? Fuck yes.
ZeniMax is all like JOHN CARMACK STOLE OCULUS RIFT TECHNOLOGY
Apparently ZeniMax ain’t feeling John Carmack. Ain’t feeling him in the least. The ‘Mack Daddy’s (I fucking suck, I know) former company is accusing the co-creator of Doom and Quake of stealing technology on his way out the door to Oculus. Who is right? Who is wrong? What’s the applicable shade of gray? Who cares. Watching Big Dumb Companies fight is fun for me.
FIRST IMAGE of Sledgehammer’s ‘CALL OF DUTY’; REVEAL ON MAY 4
WHEN YOU’RE DEALING WITH SOMETHING AS FUCKING X-TREME AS A NEW CALL OF DUTY YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS WHILE STAPLING DORITOS TO YOUR TITS WITH ONE HAND, AND POUNDING A TWO-LITER OF DEW WITH THE OTHER.
HIT THE JUMP FOR THE FIRST FUCKING IMAGE AND DETAILS. HUMAN.
Michelle Rodriguez x SAMUS from ‘METROID’ by Paul Reinwand
Michelle Rodriguez as Samus Aran? I’m fucking sold on that. The killer artwork is by Paul Reinwand. Check out more of his work.
XBOX rolling out f**ing s**tload of original TV content in June
Xbox is rolling out a fucking panoply of original TV content starting in June. Wee?I mean, I guess this is a good thing. ‘Cause outside of Titanfall, I don’t really have a fucking reason to use my XB1 these days. Here’s hoping the initiative is the fucking tits.
Naughty Dog LEAD CHARACTER ARTIST leaves studio
Is there fucking uranium in the water at Naughty Dog? Is there some sort of Krampus-like villain that patrols the halls, whipping everyone for insubstantial infractions? ‘Cause GODDAMN is everyone bailing out on the studio. The latest in the long line of departures? The lead character artist.
Retailer lists ‘MASS EFFECT TRILOGY’ for PS4 and Xbox One. PRAISE THE REAPERS
Praise the fucking Reapers! There was no trilogy I enjoyed more in the past generation (misgiving about the ending aside) than Mass Effect. So I’m totally onboard being a consumerist whore and purchasing the whole trilogy a second time in glorious HD. Hopefully without elevator loading times. And the ME3 engine powering the whole thing.
E.T. CARTRIDGES found in NEW MEXICO LANDFILL
It’s finally happened. Remember the urban legend that said there was a fucking landfill out in New Mexico filled with unsold copies of that raw-ass E.T: The Extratesticle tie-in game? Well, friends. Transmute that mythos into undeniable fact.
