#Miscellaneous
Scientists Turn Mouse’s Genes Off And On With RADIO WAVES. Oh Science, You.
Nanoparticles. Radio waves. Gene manipulation. Actual science. Feels a lot like the future, man.
Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In For A Billion When Facebook Goes Public.
When Facebook goes public, Marky Zucks is going to cash in like a mofuckah. A-billi-a-billi-a-billi!
WATCH: Lion Attempts To Gnaw THROUGH SAFETY Glass On Baby’s Cute Skull
Ah, nature. Here we have two of its remarkable moments clashing: raw feral kitten versus the miracle of a freshly born baby. Dude is adorable as hell, having no idea there’s desirous death claws right behind him.
No really, it’s cute.
Marine Biologist Attaches LASER To A Shark’s Head. The End Times Are Upon Us.
Hey, let’s give robots intelligence. Hey, let’s slap a laser onto the dome of a shark. Day by day, we’re inviting the apocalypse.
Disgustingly Tan Mom Arrested For Taking 5 Year-Old Daughter To Tanning Salon.
This is pretty gnarly stuff. A New Jersey Mom who looks like beef jerky shit out of an Oompa Loompa has been arrested for taking her 5 year-old to a tanning salon.
Damon Lindelof Hints ‘LOST’ Could Return; Go Full BioWare And Fix Shit Ending?
LOST could be making a comeback if Damon Lindelof’s titty teaser has any weight behind it. Promoting Prometheus or some shit, the maestro hinted yet again that we haven’t seen the end of the Island.
WATCH: New AESOP ROCK Video – Zero Dark Thirty
Aw yeah! Here’s the video for Zero Dark Thirty, the jam that is the first single from Aesop Rock’s upcoming album.
Scientists Have Found A Way to Regenerate Muscle Tissue After Heart Attack. Hee-Yay!
I’m one bad Diet Dew binge away from snapping and popping in my heart-piece. I know this. Just one bad day. So the news that scientists have found a way to generate muscle tissue after my inevitable collapse is fantastic.
WATCH: Extreme Longboard Freeride Down A F**king Mountain.
Some people don’t fear losing their nipples. I do. These two fine woman athletes don’t. Watch in amazement as they longboard the fuck down a winding mountain road.