#Miscellaneous
‘FANTOMA’ TEASER TRAILER: Ben, Joseph, and Ghosts. Yes.
Came across this hot toddy today in my email from none other than Mr. Benjamin Santiago. It is a trailer for his upcoming webseries about ghosts. I’m significantly stoked. Pi-Day! Be there.
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‘EVIL DEAD 4’ is actually ‘ARMY OF DARKNESS 2.’ My boomstick stiffens.
Let there be light! Or at the very least, let there be Army of Darkness 2. Samuel Raimi’s producer has recently let drop that the fourth installment of Evil Dead is actually going to be Army of Darkness 2. Sort of. Please. Yes, please.
Dude has 75% OF HIS SKULL replaced by 3D-printed replica. Gotta be a catch.
If you are to believe this story, some dude in the United States has had 75% of his skull replaced with a 3D-printed replica. The story itself is scant on details, which means that most of my excitement should probably be snuffed out on the cold dark ground of reality. Eh, what can you do! Let me bask in this until someone ruins it for me.
‘LOUIS C.K. – OH MY GOD’ HBO SPECIAL TRAILER: Meta-milking my giggle glands.
Prior to this trailer, I had completely forgotten that my Fat Bald Hilarious Inspiration was getting an HBO Special. Well, shit! I suppose that is why they drop these things. C.K. spends the entire promo deconstructing ridiculous comedy promos, and by the end of it I had my balls out. I don’t really know why my balls were out. One minute I’m laughing, red in the face. Next minute I’m on the floor, my balls sitting on my beefy thighs. Dude does something to me. Something special.
New ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ character teased at SXSW. Plays like Brick? Gross, but I’m excited!
There was a new Borderlands 2 character teased at SXSW. My excitement over this new character spells deeply my love for the title. (Maybe my favorite of the generation?) You see, it appears the character is going to be along the lines of Brick. This is a character who is pretty much useless, aside from being really good at getting me to hate his guts for yelling “slab!” over and over and over again. Jesus Christ, you much-muscled fuck face! Stop complaining, or get down here and help! Anyways. Will I play as him? Hell no! Am I excited? Hell yes! It’s Borderlands 2 news, you turkeys!
This Week On The Walking Dead: I Ain’t No Judas
Howdy ho survivors! It’s time to saddle up for another Walking Dead 2min Redux! This week is a curb-stomping good time, as Andrea goes full on Pocahontas in her quest for peace and goodwill. But are her diplomatic skills enough to prevent all out total war? Find out, as we soldier on through another jaw-dropping episode after the jump.
Cosplay: CARDBOARD IRON MAN suits are stark lesson in awesomeness.
Get it? Stark? Yeah, whatever. There Iron Man suits are forged under the flame of cardboard. They wouldn’t stop a bullet, but would stop people at a comic convention. You know, because they will want to snap a picture with your hot ass.
Cosplay: LADY LOKI is always welcome mischief!
For my money, there are few cosplay ideas that I enjoy more than Lady Loki. All that sexy sultriness, plus the have those phallic reminders stapled right onto her dome-piece. Yus.
Playstation 4 announced – My Orbis is tickled; is yours?
Sony has unveiled their next-generation platform at today’s much anticipated Playstation meeting event. You can guess the name they went with.
In a two-hour event live-streamed through every major media outlet, the new console, its UI, its core features and its first games were shown off to the world for the first time. Let’s get to all the meat unveiled today.
