#Miscellaneous
NEXT XBOX will TAKE OVER YOUR TV. Maybe it’ll even play games!
Even as an XBOT, I’m pretty much not impressed at all about this fucking Durascal-720 news or whatever. The system is apparently going to like take over your cable box and shit! Wow! Can we get some fucking games? I don’t need graphical overlays, Kinect stalking my cock as I get engorged watching New Girl. I don’t need any of that.
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Apple wasn’t to blame for blocking ‘SAGA’, but they still pretty much suck.
As the world fucking turns! Apparently it wasn’t those Techno-Fascists at Apple who banned Saga #12 from the digital comic shelves. No sir, no ma’am. Turns out that ComiXology never even submitted it to them for approval. The company claims that it didn’t have to do with any particular sexual orientation, but can we just throw the flag on that bullshit? What then – what magical thing in the twelfth issue – prompted them to forego submitting it? ‘Cause they’ve submitted issues of Saga with raging rotting testicles, gratuitous hetero-fucking, and ultra-violence.
I ain’t buying it.
And Apple? Fuck them anyways.
‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ character posters get the Season Four tease dripping.
Want some more Arrested Development? Next month for that, yo. Want some character posters for the upcoming season? That I can do, friendo. Hit the jump.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ x ‘MAD MEN’ = Don Stark
Busy day, haven’t been able to get around to these parts. I apologize a million times, and leave you with this as I rush off.
‘ELYSIUM’ TRAILER: NEUROMANCING and MATT DAMON-MECH.
Well, shit. If I thought that I was excited for this movie before, now my dial is twisted up to eleven. Elysium itself looks like none other than Neuromancer’s Freeside. Matt Damon running around in a body-mech, sprawling spirals of space inhabitants. My tits are ready.
SURPRISING NO ONE: Next Xbox using AMD CPU, ain’t backwards compatible.
Another day, another Nextbox-Xbox 720-Durango report. The little console that couldn’t (play games offline) is going to be supporting a similar (I think? I don’t know this shit) processor to the PS4. In addition, it isn’t going to be backwards compatible. If this makes you spit out your Faygo, I don’t know what to tell you. Why should Microsoft or Sony go out of their way to make their machines run our backlogs, when they can charge you again for a souped up version?
Microsoft creative director SHAT ON people upset about ‘ALWAYS-ON’ Xbox rumors.
You have to give it to Microsoft’s creative director. Not only does the dick sore pretty much confirm the rumor that the new Xbox is going to require always-on Internet to boot the game, but the dude shits on everyone who is concerned about this feature.
SPIDER-MAN by Rafael Grampá? WEB-SHOOTERS PRIMED.
Don’t know if this is old or not. Don’t care. It’s probably from something I read years ago. Chalk up my memory loss to caffeination and heavy medication. Found it on our boy Benjamin Santiago‘s Tumblr, and figured I would flip it over here. ‘Cause it is Rafael fucking Grampá.
Roger Ebert has passed away. Frowns all around.
Roger Ebert has passed away today, succumbing to that sumbitch cancer. As a youth, he was the one film critic that I often looked to for reviews. Homeboy could sway my opinion like no one else. While I haven’t followed him closely as of late, that doesn’t lessen the raging bummer that is this news.
Cosplay: QUEEN KERRIGAN is swarming my loins or such.
Behold the Queen Kerrigan cosplay that is going to rearrange your loins. Put the mat down, hit the jump, and begin. You know what I’m talking about. Begin.
