#Miscellaneous

HICKMAN and FRACTION writing episodes of ‘DA VINCI’S DEMONS.’

Da Vinci's Demons.

After the last Man of Steel trailer left my testicles wanting of reproductive juices, I decided I needed to change my opinion on David Goyer. So I was beginning to think maybe I should check out his show Da Vinci’s Demons. Now – fuck – I really need to get on the wagon. What is the cause of this imminent necessity? Two of my favorite writers will be penning episodes for the show’s second season.

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Alien solar system got TWO EARTH-SIZED WORLDS. No word on mouth-breathing quasi-monkeys like us.

Sexy time courtesy of David A. Aguilar..jpg

I say goddamn! Let’s all do what I am inclined to do: get excited over some astronomical theorizing based off of computer simulations! There ain’t nothing like mathematical calculations postulating about Earth-sized planets to get my nipples leaking mud.

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IT LIVES! Check out a SEGA PLUTO PROTOTYPE. S’real, yo.

Sega Pluto -- wut wut.

Back in the day, Sega didn’t give a fuck. It was high on cocaine and blast processing, throwing money at men, women, and new console iterations. One of those iterations that never saw the light of day was the Pluto, a Sega Saturn with built-in online capabilities. ‘Cause that used to be special. Now a prototype of this little pig has hit the internet.

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Dave Perillo strikes awesome with this ‘EMPIRE STRIKES BACK’ poster. I know, -1 for the pun.

This is no cave!

Dave Perillo’s Empire Strikes Back poster is an adorable (albeit expensive) little morsel of nerdery I wish I could purchase. Seeing that I am poor (I originally typed porn here, if you want a look into my psyche), I must worship it from afar.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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‘MODERN WARFARE’ creators Respawn Entertainment trademark ‘TITAN’

This is a game or something.

The minds behind Modern Warfare have yet to show the world their new IP, but the reveal inches closer. I’m pretty sure some Marketing Czar from EA said the studio would show something at EA, and now it comes out that they have registered a trademark for Titan

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12 MILLION AMERICANS believe (KNOW) LIZARD PEOPLE run the USA

The Lizard People!

There is a grand awakening coming! Millions upon millions of my fellow Lies Assassins and Truth Warriors are beginning to realize the uncomfortable truth. These brave folks are slowly coming to grips with the undeniable fact that our country is not our own. Democracy is a farce. For we are controlled by the Lizard People.

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. teases leaving ‘IRON MAN’ in three years. Flaccid Repulsor Ray.

Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr.is a large part of why the Marvel movie universe has become the Marvel movie universe. So what becomes of that Universe when he leaves? Someday, we’re going to find out. The salient question is when that day shall come. In a recent GQ profile, Homeboy Jr. hints that he may only have three more years left in the superhero game.

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Watch: 90 YEAR-OLD WOMAN tries OCULUS RIFT VR, is understandably rocked.

Strapped to the dome.

In this video, a 90 year-old woman tries out the Oculus Rift VR headset. The lass is blown away by the immersive snippet of the future. The video is particularly fantastic when considering the paradigm shift this woman has lived through in her ninety years on the Blue Marble. Such chicanery strapped to her head would have been preposterous to contemplate even halfway into her life, and now this. Technology can be good.

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More people watch NETFLIX than any cable channel. Streaming like woah.

Videodrome.

Of course more people watch Netflix than any cable channel. You can’t get the truth-bringing documentaries about the Illuminati-Trilateral Commission on the fucking Disney channel. We need our Truth! Our Lies Assassins! Bless you, Netflix documentaries.

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More ‘MAN OF STEEL’ pics, and the film is without a major mythos point. GET ANGRY

OH GOD HE IS FLYING AND SUCH.

I can already hear the cheesed-off dork faces that populate the creamier nerd places that I like to frequent. They are aghast at this latest reveal surrounding Man of Steel. They cannot – will not – accept a world in which such a deviation from the salted corpse of status quo is allowed. Me? I dig it.

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