#Miscellaneous
SEARCH ENGINE TERMS: Listen, our porn goes to OMEGA
[Search Engine Terms. Most of ours are ultra depraved and horrible. And amusing to sick people like me.]
I haven’t done one of these in a while, namely because I haven’t seen much that has caught my eye. However — I was affronted by this recent query. Level 12 porn? Naw. Not even. What sort of Search God brought such a result to our domicile? Like all these here, our porn goes to OMEGA. Well, at least mine. You ain’t doing it right unless you can’t find where you shoved that stick of a butter. But it’s okay, just use the spatula and you’ll end up having fun anyways.
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“DARTH HEISENBERG” by PJ McQuade is the Dark Side We Deserve.
Now that you mention it, Walter White has given us every bit of descent into madness that Uncle George never gave us wit Broodingkin Skywalker in them there Prequels. PJ McQuade has commemorated this descent in a glorious piece of pop culture mash-up.
‘COWBOY BEBOP’ coming to ‘BLU-RAY’ in NORTH AMERICA. LET’S F**KING JAM.
Sweet baby delicious Jesus, the unreal is becoming real. Cowboy Bebop is finally going to wash up on the shores of the Empire in glorious Blu-Rayification. Eh — next year! But I can wait. I have my life-size model of Faye to hug. It’s constructed out of my tears, Elmer’s glue, and bras I stole from the laundromat.
‘HER’ TRAILER: Spike Jonze’s Lovable Operating System
Didn’t even know about this odd, quirky, totally right up my indie sensibilities (that I rigorously deny). I look forward to probably blowing snot bubbles.
STEVEN WALTERS’ latest SPACE BABE is pure win.
Friend of the site and OMNI collaborator Steven Walters just like, you know, totally without care dropped this gorgeous illustration on his Tumblr and Instagram recently. Man. Steven! I am the jealous. No big deal. Just a ridiculously stunning spur-of-the-moment type thing.
(Seriously though, you rule.)
Hit the jump to check out the full image.
BOSTON COMICCON 2013: Prepare for the OMEGA-LEVEL ZOMBIEBOMB!
Hello friends of the OMEGA LEVEL. We’ve been anticipating it for a while, and this weekend we’re finally going to get to rock out in a booth at our hometown comic convention. Boom! August 3-4. We’ve got a few pretty dope things in the work, partnering up with several wonderful lads.
EVA UNIT-01 SNEAKERS. That GLOW IN THE DARK. Gameover, man.
This is the froggy fresh swagger right here. Right hurr! Right! Hurr! What the fuck am I going on about? Anywaysss. Here are some glorious EVA UNIT-o1 customs made by the illustrious Sekure D.
Hit the jump for more information. In addition to some more pictures! Golly gee!
Cosplay: MIRANDA LAWSON from ‘MASS EFFECT’ got that LATEX JUBILATION
I have no idea the source of this image/cosplayer (and if you do, please let me know), but I do know one thing. This beautiful combination of latex and human is proof that God is both Good and a Latex Fanatic such as myself.
The ESKIMO NEBULA is PRETTY OR SOMETHING.
Yeah, I don’t know. I’m not one to besmirch William Herschel and everything, but I’m not seeing an Eskimo when I look at this image. It’s neat as shit, but an Eskimo? Ehhh. Who knows. Smarter minds than mine, et cetera.
WATCH: ‘IRON MAN 3’ done up as 16-BIT VIDEO GAME.
Ya’ll love them Iron Men. Ya’ll love them 16-Bit homages to various things across cultures. Now it is time! For the former to slide into the latter, engaging in some copious geek coitous.
