#Miscellaneous
‘XCOM: ENEMY UNKNOWN, getting EXPANSION titled ‘ENEMY WITHIN’ this November.
Intergalactic foreign-entity boner arriving in my pants! My tingling tip has just received news that one of my favorite games of the last year is seeing an expansion. Yeah, brah. I’m talking about XCOM. What is one of the few things that could make the title more dope? Fucking mech suits for your squad members.
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Behold VENUS and the ULTRAVIOLET SUN
Yeah! Man! Must be the dirty undies I’ve been huffing all day, because this picture looks out of control. Just the Sun looking all sorts of outstanding because of a Venusian eclipse. The colors, man! Popping.
‘DIABLO III: REAPER OF SOULS’ REVEAL TRAILER
As suspected, Diablo III is getting an expansion. Reaper of Souls. Blizzard has dropped a cinematic trailer for the forthcoming snap-on to the title, and it’s gorgeous. Par for the course. Now here is hoping the expansion’s content is equally as wonderful.
Hit the jump for the trailer and more details.
Author ELMORE LEONARD passes away at the age of 87. Six-gun salute.
I only know Elmore Leonard through the screen-based adaptations he has been behind. Yes, I consider that a personal flaw. Even still, the author has contributed greatly to the bowl of pop culture enjoyment out of which I eat. Man, that’s a clumsy metaphor. Whatever! Keeping it.
‘TITANFALL’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER: The reason I’ll buy an Xbox One
Respawn Entertainment’s Xbox One exclusive has gotten itself a gameplay trailer, and my goodness. I’m not one to lean on hyperbole for descriptiveness (heh), but watching this trailer literally compelled my dong-tip to burst forth off the shaft. It fluttered about the room, running up the corners of the walls in a hysteria. After finally exhausting itself of its unexplained kinetic energy, it fell listlessly into the aquarium. Where the angelfish ate it.
Noda’s ‘BREAKING BAD’ POSTERS will hold you TIL SUNDAY.
Here are a collection of sexy Breaking Bad posters done up wonderfully by the artist Noda. Nothing more needs to be said. Hit the jump. Bask in the glory. Buckle down and wait until Sunday’s new episode.
Search Engine Terms: ALISON BRIE x THOR’S HAIR
[Search Engine Terms. Most of ours are ultra depraved and absurd. And amusing to sick people like me.]
Man, these are sort of fun to pay attention to. Welcome! Welcome searchers. Anyone searching for Alison Brie deserves a high-five. I don’t know what the “X” is for. Perhaps Alison Brie X-Treme? And then! Then there is the lovely person searching for Thor’s Hair. My friend, be you of any gender, race, ethnicity, cosmic origin, know this: you are welcome here.
Hit the jump for some of Thor’s hair. And Alison Brie. Ya’ll welcome.
Science: Orgasms are good for your memory, brain. F**K SUDOKU.
I’m going to run with this report, even though I doubt the accuracy. The amount of procrasturbating I did in graduate school alone enough should have me with an elephantine memory. Yet I can barely remember where the fuck I put the keys. Or why when I find them, they’re in the litter box. Always the litter box.
Ramon Villalobos’ BATMAN AND SUPERMAN is gritty dopeness.
Sometimes when I’m trying to describe artwork I realize that I lack the vocabulary to do so. Fuck! I ain’t got them words. To put in this here text box. So. Yeah. Ramon Villalobos rules. So does his rendition of the Cape and the Cowl.
Cosplay: LADY LOKI makes me HORNED. Get it? #Groan
During Boston Comic Con I came to the conclusion that I am in love with Lady Loki. Don’t matter who is cosplaying her. Don’t matter what’s going on in those pantaloons. I’m down. Whatever we’re talking about wrangling. Lady Loki, I choose you.
