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‘True Detective’ Season 2 Plot Rumors: Murder In FictionalCali

True Detective

None of these rumors are confirmed. I don’t find any of them particularly enormous. But none the less they shall be stuffed underneath under the break. Flock with me friends. Read the rumors. Time is a flat circle, but True Detective Season 2 anticipation can be a circle jerk. That ain’t clever, but hey I’m working with a limited capacity.

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Deborah Ann Woll (Jessica From ‘True Blood’) joins ‘DAREDEVIL’

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Glory, glory, glory in the Highest! Deborah Ann Woll is getting into the motherfuckin’ Daredevil game. Playing none other than Karen Page, the Man Without Fear’s love interest. As someone who has been *cough* a bit obsessed with the red headed actress, I can confirm that this excites every part of me.

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‘Better Call Saul’ is set in 2002. Features time travel

Better Call Saul.

Shit I mean not like literal time travel, but the show is going to be NON-LINEAR AS FUCK. Apparently. The son of a bitch starts in 2002 when good old Saul wasn’t even Saul, but it’s going to span the length of Breaking Bad. And beyond?!

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Colin Farrell in talks to join ‘True Detective’ Season Two

Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell can act. Can act damn well. When he chooses to. So if he ends up on True Detective‘s second season, I expect great fucking things from him. Bring the glorious bastard on.

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‘Sherlock’ returning with holiday special + fourth season

Sherlock.

Benzanine Cucumber and Biblo Fargo are returning for MOAR SHERLOCK. That’s right! A fucking holiday special! A fucking fourth season! And hopefully fucking better than the middling, somewhat rudderless third season!

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Gaiman’s ‘AMERICAN GODS’ getting TV Series on STARZ

American Gods.

As the American Gods turns! Yeah, lame topic sentence. Lazy, lazy. Just add “Subject X!” to the “as the world turns” cliche and unleash on groaning public souls. Anyways, whatever. There’s a new development in people developing American Gods for the screen BIG or SMALL. This latest possibility involves Starz. Or as I call it, the Station that Ruined Torchwood. I’m optimistic though, cause Bryan Fuller is helming it. And dude is talented.

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‘COMMUNITY’ getting SIXTH SEASON on Yahoo

Community!

Bruh! Bruh! Bruh! Reignite the Torches and burn away the Darkest Timeline. We hath been delivered.

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Elden Henson cast as FOGGY NELSON in ‘Daredevil.’ THE SHOW GETS MIGHTY

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Foggy Nelson has been cast! Motherfuckin’ Mighty Ducks alum Elden Henson has joined the cast of Netflix-Marvel-TV-Time joint Daredevil. The world is better for it.

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Rosario Dawson cast in Marvel’s ‘DAREDEVIL’ TV show

Rosario Dawson

Rosario Dawson has join the cast of Marvel and Netflix’s upcoming Corporate Synergy Butt Baby of love, Daredevil. This news is perfectly fine by me. My crush on Ms. Dawson has persisted at a quiet, unacknowledged simmer for over a decade now.

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‘Better Call Saul’ Renewed For A Second Season. Before The First Has Even Aired~!@

Better Call Saul.

Welluhokay! It appears that AMC has renewed Better Call Saul for a second season, before the first one has even aired. In fact, they’ve also pushed back the debut of said first season. So there’s that! What…what exactly is everyone expecting from this show? I’ve sort of written it off like every other spin-off that I’ve ever crossed paths with. But who knows. I hope I’m wrong.

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