#Television
AMC orders pilot for ‘Preacher’ adaptation by Rogen, Goldberg, and Catlin
It ain’t HBO. So they can’t show the insane orgy-scat-fisting scene from Preacher. But they are AMC. And they’ve ordered a pilot based off of the goddamn glorious, goddamn irreverent, goddamn profane comic series.
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‘Better Call Saul’ Teaser: No Parking, and Poop-Filled Diapers
Don’t make Mike Ehrmantraut angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. #LazyText #ImTired
NBC moving ‘Parks and Rec’ to Tuesdays for final season “event”
Fucking sucks that Parks and Rec is ending, man. But it’ll end good. Fucking sucks that NBC is moving the show to Tuesdays for its final season, and pumping out the episodes two at a time. Burning right through them. Over in seven fucking weeks. But I’ll enjoy them.
‘True Detective’ Season 2 News: Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch officially join cast
Jesus Christ. Get yourself together, True Detective. Sure I’m excited that Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are joining the cast. But wasn’t this rumored months ago? Don’t you have things you should be doing at this point rather than making cast announcements? Like filming?
‘Ascension’ Trailer: Murder At Interstellar Speeds
I’m glad that SyFy is once again taking space-opera seriously. (Even if Ascension isn’t necessarily the strict definition of a space-opera.) I’ve been jazzed about Syfy’s realignment focusing on non-suck, real shows since announcing that they’re adapting my beloved and amazing Expanse series. But fuck now this trailer has me enthused, too. Syfy, don’t play with me. Two potential space shows rocking? Hubba hubba.
Warren Ellis’ ‘Global Frequency’ getting TV adaptation from FOX
DOPE NEWS: Warren Ellis’ fucking excellent Global Frequency is getting a (really another) TV adaptation on Fox SORT OF EH NEWS: It is being produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.
‘Parks And Recreation’ News: Jon Hamm, Rashida Jones, Rob Lowe returning for final season
Final seasons are a wonderful thing. All sorts of people return. Even those like Rob Lowe who apparently most of the Parks and Rec cast couldn’t stand. It makes sense though. Get the gang back together! Rally them around the watering hole for one last Ritual Spit and Shit, and send them out to the pasture together.
‘Better Call Saul’ Trailer: Debuting Feb 8; two-night series premiere
Better Call Your Friends and tell them to keep February 8 open! #LOL#SHITTYTITLEPUNS#IMWORTHLESS You see, that’s the night Better Call Saul is premiering. You know, the Breaking Bad spin-off no one asked for, and everyone is cautiously optimistic about.
Hannibal Buress’ Matrix rap puts Morpheus on blast.
Just Hannibal Burress layin’ down some ill lines about Morpheus. Who knew that pretentious, The One-finding douchebag’s name could be rhymed with so many things.
Nielsen will start tracking how much people watch Netflix
I don’t know much about this Nielsen fucker. I just know he/she/it/entity/corporation seems pretty fucking backwards when it comes to judging a show’s popularity. So I’m glad Leslie Nielsen or whatever is finally fucking considering our Netflix habits, too. Measure this shit, Leslie. Save my shows. Get smart.
