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Cat’s Eye Nebula Purrs With Sexiness. And Terrible Puns.

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Oh shit, look at her purr with sexiness! That’s the Cat’s Eye nebula, and the magnificent halo that surrounds it.

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Monday Morning Commute: DESTROY APATHY!

Spark a cigarette and pour a drink – you’ve made it home after the first day of the workweek! Congratulations! You’ve only got to get through that 9-5 shitstorm four more times until the weekend! And from there it’s only a few more decades before you either retire into poverty or die! Ta-dah!

Fugg that, son. Life’s a glorious experiment, so let’s dance in the laboratory and smash some beakers! This here’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE, a weekly post dedicated to combating ennui. If you fear that you’re becoming one of the flesh-and-blood automatons that chokes Wonder to death, hop into this refugee-camp. I’m going to show you what I’m doing to destroy apathy.

If you’re daring, you’ll hit up the comments section and do the same.

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Deep Fractures On Mars’ Surface Paint Gorgeous Calamity.

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Drink that existential wankery in, my friends. A gorgeous picture of Mars, detailing enormous fractures on her surface.

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Meathook Galaxy Is Gorgeous, Not As Cool As Meat Spin.

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This is the Meathook galaxy. At one point in time, it was a typical spiral galaxy. After a gazillion zillion years of getting its ass-whupped, it now resembles the good ole letter S.

Why?

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Elephant’s Trunk Nebula Isn’t Really Phallic. Bummer?

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So when you call something the ‘Elephant’s Trunk Nebula I naturally think of a dangling phallic cosmic wonder. Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, that isn’t the case.

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Saturn Is Linked To Its Moon Enceladus By An Electron Beam. Righteous.

If you’re ever feeling dulled with reality, just follow some fucking astronomy news. It’ll moisten your science-fiction glands, infusing you with the knowledge that the universe is fucking awesome. Take for example: Saturn is linked to its moon Enceladus by a fucking electron beam.

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Hubble Celebrates 21st Birthday With Colliding Galaxies Sexiness.

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It’s okay to get a little sexy on your 21st birthday! It’s one of the last times that you can get hammered, make some bad decisions, and use a birthday to support the claim. So in order to celebrate Hubble’s birthday which turns 21 years-old on April 24, astronomers have released this sexy image of two colliding galaxies.

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Exoplanet Has Is Own Shock Wave Shield To Save Its Atmosphere.

WASP-12b likes it hot. Or at least it better. Located just two million miles away from its star, the motherfucking temperature on its surface is 4000 degrees Fahrenheit.  WASP-12b ain’t fretting though. It’s got its own blast shield to save its atmosphere.

Galactic science, get!

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Titan’s Orbit Proves It Has A Giant Ocean Underneath It’s Surface? Gnarly!

Scientific Astronomical Gurus have done some wizardy science crunching and come to a tenuous and probably incorrect but awesome conclusion: Saturn’s moon, Titan, has a giant ass ocean underneath its surface.

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Young Stars Are Much Cuter Than Human Newborns. IJAF!

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Everyone’s always pimping their new born kids. Don’t get me wrong, some are goddamn adorable. Usually in tight correlation with their parents’ appearance. Some kids though, are man. Just woof. Eighteen years removed from sitting at the prom drinking by themselves and staring at taut asses they can’t get near.

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