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‘Green Lantern’ Sequel To Be Edgier, Darker. Can It Also Exist…Less?
I should have known that Green Lantern would make enough money to get a sequel. The movie was raw ass. Not offensive, maddening, sickening bullshit like Transformers 3. Rather it was unforgettable. A flaccid romp through a CGI nightmare. Fuck that movie, and fuck that it is getting a sequel.
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More Photos From Filming of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Feature More Bane, and Marion Cotillard.
The above is clearly not Tom Hardy. I just don’t want to spoil Bane for those of you remaining virginal. I’m torn. As a fan, I want nothing to do with these pictures from the filming of The Dark Knight Rises. As a dude who runs a Nerd Conduit, I feel it’s my duty to post them. There’s some spoilers ahead, but if you want to check out what Bane looks like and get some Marion Cotillard in your diet. Hit the jump.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Set Photos Reveals Bane’s Full Costume and New Tumbler.
New set photos from the filming of The Dark Knight Rises reveal Bane’s full costume and photos and video of the Tumbler. Also contain minor spoilers.
Check them out, soldier.
The Teaser Trailer For ‘The Avengers’ From Captain America Gets Its Own Teaser. Wait, What?
The teaser trailer for ‘The Avengers’ that followed Captain America was short, insubstantial, and arousing. Marvel has released a teaser trailer online for that teaser trailer. A bit maddening, no? Do yourself a fucking favor and just go see Captain America. It’s fun enough. Should you decline, you can check it out this teaser for the teaser after break. But be foreworned: the clip they’ve included it in also has the last minute or so of First Avenger. However, this clip also contains no spoilers for anyone who has ever heard Captain America’s story.
‘The Avengers’ Hulk Will Be Leaner, Look Like Mark Ruffalo. Slow News Day!
Now that Thor and Captain America have graced the big screen and pumped our nerd glands, all attention can turn to the upcoming Avengers flick. I want it, I want it so desperately. Heaving chest, panting, pained. The wild card of the flick is the Hulk, being played for the first time by Marky Ruffalo. Is third time a charm? What the funk is he going to look like?
Director Hired To Adapt Palahniuk’s ‘Invisible Monsters’. Gulp.
Chuck Palahniuk is up there on the pantheon on my favorite writers. He sits alongside Vonnegut, Gibson, Diaz and Ellis, forming some sort of supergroup. Invisible Monsters is my favorite book by him. The news that they’re finally moving ahead with an adaptation of it has got me suffering a bit of the ball sack tightening.
The Dark Knight Rises Trailer As Done By Insane Taiwanese Animators.
Next Media Animation is responsible for a constant flow of absurd depicitions, but they’ve outdone themselves here. Their own take on The Dark Knight Rises trailer features: Batman puking in love with Catwoman, Bane beating Batman’s ass in a Wal-Mart after Batman rings him up, and more. It’s magical. Insane. Insanely magical.
Monday Morning Commute: Livin’ for Sprayin’
Hello.
My name is Rendar Frankenstein and I’m the host of the soiree that is the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! At the beginning of every workweek, I take off my conformity-jacket so that you can peek at the heart on my sleeve. But the Hypernerd Realm is far too vast for one man to map on his own, so I’m going to need a little help. After you check out my methods of leveling-up, hit up the comments section and share yours.
This is about sharing ideas, the most human activity of all.
So let’s dance, you grubby fucks.
Full Concept Art Poster For ‘The Avengers’, Groin Swell Assemble!
As you probably already know, Marvel released a bunch of concept art this weekend for The Avengers flick, which culminates in a pretty righteous looking panorama. Should you have been daft enough to miss it, hit the jump to check it out, as well as the individual pieces.
Sam Witwicky: Greatest Hero of Our Time [Part 3]
(This is the final piece of a three-part analysis of the Transformers mythology. Warning: each article contains spoilers for the movie it covers.)
Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon: No Heroes Need Apply
After the events of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, Sam, in true American style, returns to school to fulfill the college rite of passage, finishing what he started (and probably running up a six-figure debt in the process). Though a higher education is not necessary for a hero of his caliber, it can nevertheless be beneficial in this country, especially if Sam wants to get a good, steady job someday. It looks good on a resume, balancing out other accomplishments, like being the two-time savior of the world.
