#Movies
French Poster For ‘Drive’ Starring Ryan Gosling, Oh Swoon.
A lot of the minds behind OL have a serious crush on Ryan Gosling and director Nicolas Winding Refn. While the Coops has long since known Refn was legit, Rendar and myself were recently converted via Bronson. So while I don’t make a habit of posting posters for random movies, fuck it. Here’s the French poster for Drive.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Robert Rodriguez Talks ‘Sin City 2.’ Money and Script Coming Together. Sure.

When the first Sin City came out, everyone was all “Oh hey sick!, Rodriguez is going to be making a sequel! Totally gnarly.” It was so long ago that gnarly was in fashion. Since then we’ve been waiting. And waiting. And waiting. While he makes Spy Kids 4D: Jessica Alba’s Stretched Poon.
Well, now it’s really maybe sort of coming. So says Rodriguez.
Monday Morning Commute: Roman Serpent
You have arrived at the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE — OL’s weekly celebration of fending off bad-vibes with fuzzy-feelings. I’m going to show you which bits of mindrot I’ll be ingesting in the hopes of adding some essence to my existence. After peeking at my goodies, you’re encouraged to hit up the comments section and lay out the modes of escapism you’ll be employing in the upcoming days.
In other words, it’s a game of show-and-tell.
Let’s do this.
‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2’ To Be Released In 2014. Really? Gracious.

I am currently suffering superhero movie fatigue. Like a son of a bitch. Despite this, I still see them. So while I cannot friggin’ believe they’re already announcing an Amazing Spider-Man 2 with the first one almost a year away, I also can. Because it’s going to make enough money to justify it. Because of sluts like me.
Official Photo: Anne Hathaway As ‘Catwoman’ From ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Jesus Christ I take an evening to actually read comic books and go directly to bed and then I miss this. Hathaway. As Catwoman. After the break.
Official: Picture of Henry Cavill As Superman. Lookin’ Mean.

Forget those pictures of Henry Cavill rockin’ out as Kent (or not according to one poster), WB’s dropped an official picture of Cavill from Man of Steel.
Here’s A Couple of Pics Of Henry Cavill As Clark Kent.

How do I justify not wanting to judge Bane’s outfit from out-of-context shots, and simultaneously saying I enjoy these pictures of Henry Cavill lookin’ like Clark Kent? I’m not sure.
Laurence Fishburne Is Perry White in Snyder’s ‘Man of Steel’. Amazing Cast Continues.

Zack Snyder continues assembling a motherfuckin’ beast of a cast for his Superman reboot. The latest entrance into the fray is Laurence Fishburne who will be playing the Man in Command at the Daily Planet.
‘Total Recall’ Remake Will Feature Three-Breasted Woman. Childhood, Rejoice!

I shouldn’t have seen Total Recall when I did. Way too young. Warped my brain. One thing I’ll never ever forget, and I don’t think I’m alone in this, is the chick with three tits. Listen, I couldn’t barely contain myself seeing tits at my age. I must have been under 10. But three tits? Holy Jesus. Say what you want about the Total Recall remake, at least its doing this right.
Teaser Trailer For The First Marvel Short Film, ‘The Consultant’ Hast Dropped.

Marvel has released a trailer for their first ‘One Shot’ that is being packaged in with the DVD release of Thor. It’s called ‘The Consultant’ and it features Clark Gregg once again as Agent Coulson. If the teaser is anything to be judged by, I’m going to go ahead and predict it fucking sucks.
Hit the jump for the teaser.






