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Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ Gets Official Poster. I Get Groin Drip.
Boinggggggggggggggg. The official poster for Looper has been revealed. I don’t think it’s a particularly fantastic poster, as it seems to riff super-hard on the Source Code vibe. Just ruthlessly grinding all over it. Who gives a fuck though, the poster is yet another herald for the film’s forthcoming release.
Hit the jump to check it out.
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Gary Ross WON’T DIRECT ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel. Well There’s That.
Yesterday it looked like negotiations between Gary Ross and Lionsgate over his fee for directing the Hunger Games sequel were tense. Now they look dead. Rigor mortis, man! But the wrinkle is that it may never have been about the money. Thickening of plot!
Buy KATNISS’ District 12 House From ‘HUNGER GAMES’ For A Mere $1.4 Million
Wade Shepherd owns a piece of property that is sure to send countless fanboys and fangirls into fingers-curling esctacy: Katniss’ house from the Hunger Games flick. Being a charitable dude, he’s willing to give it to you for a mere asking price of $1.4 million.
‘HUNGER GAMES’ Director Demanding The Big Bucks For ‘CATCHING FIRE’
Gary Ross just made a fucking shitload directing Hunger Games, along with everyone else involved in the enterprise. With the flick crushing ass throughout box offices near and far, Ross is willing to return for the sequel. At a price.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Leaves ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’, No! x Infinity.
JGL, light of my life. Steed of my steed. Game of Thrones-esque proclamation of my GoT proclamation. Why do you have to go and do this to me? Surely my vigil is well tended? Surely the hair and fingernails I sacrifice to you are full of the nutrients your ether-soul demands?
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA’ Sequel Announced For April 2014.
Provided that the world doesn’t end in December (it’s going to, fuck science and fuck you too), Marvel is going to continue churning out installments of the comic-book-movie-industrial-complex. Hope you’re not sick of the flicks, cause they’re lined up for years, and years, and years. The latest joint to get an official sequel release date is Captain America: Fucking Silly Poses.
‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Audio Outtakes Have Morgan Freeman Confused As F**k
Okay, these aren’t legitimate outtakes from The Dark Knight Rises, but they’re amusing the balls out of me. Particularly awesome: Morgan Freeman not understanding that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same people.
Hit the jump for them.
‘TO ROME WITH LOVE’ TRAILER: A Woody for Italy. Get It?
The trailer for the next Woody Allen joint (he’s calling them that now) has dropped, and I’m embracing it with arms wide open. If I’m being more specific, I’m trying to embrace Penelope Cruz’ character from the trailer, but I’m not sure I can wrap myself around her…glory. Oh yeah, the rest of the movie looks pretty jazzy, too.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘AVATAR’ Producer Says Sequel Isn’t Likely To Make 2014 Release Date. 4D NOT YET MASTERED.
The sequels for Avatar was supposed to start dropping on our futile simian brains starting in 2014. They would herald the unfurling of the fourth dimension in cinema, and allow James Cameron to ride a pile of baby corpses all the way to his secret base on Mars. The problem with mastering the 4D is that it takes some time, and it appears that Avatar 2: I See You Ethnographic Stare is going to be a smidge late.
Video: First Scene From ‘AVENGERS’ Has Black Widow, Coulson, Whedon Time.
Hey, do you want to see the first scene from Avengers? It’s got some Black Widow action. Some Agent Coulson action. Some Joss Whedon banter.
Hit the jump if you’re intrigued, yo!
