#Movies
Butcher Billy goes full NOLAN x BURTON on the ‘BATMAN’ movies.
It is safe to just crown Butcher Billy as the hotness in the community at the moment. What community? Shoot, every community? Hot off of inserting classic Marvel art into the company’s movies comes this newest effort. The Nolan and Burton mash-up we don’t deserve. The one we need.
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Snap! Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘GRAVITY’ has a release date. Srsly.
Could it be? Really? Alfonso Cuarón’s Gravity has an actual release date? I refuse to believe it. I deny its existence. Yet, I am happier now that this lie has come into my life. Shinier.
Warner. Bros wants to make Homer’s ‘ODYSSEY’ in space. Sold!
If executed well, Homer’s “Odyssey” in space could be frakin’ fantastic. Now, do I think it actually will be done well? Yeah, I don’t know about that. Do you know about that? Do you like the general idea? Let me know.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone Are Important
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have never really been beholden to anyone or anything except themselves, even while working for one of the largest conglomerates in the world, Viacom. They just do their own thing as much as possible, but that doesn’t seem to be enough for them. It’s gotten to the point where they like themselves so much that they want to work only with themselves. Now, the creators of South Park have taken their self-love to next level by announcing that they’ve created a new, more autonomous platform to do whatever they want, satirize whatever they choose, in their important service to man and madness. More after the jump.
‘JURASSIC PARK 4’ coming in 2014. You stoked?
Are you one of those people who wants more Jurassic Park? One classic movie, and two shitty sequels wasn’t enough for you? Buckle up.
OSCAR NOMINATIONS 2013: Everything sucks and your favorite movie does too.
Every once in a while, Eddie Pluto will send me a message with something like, “Oh hey did you see Story X?” and immediately I think “No, but you should really help an overworked brother out and post it on OL.” He then tells me the really interesting story, and I agree it’s pretty awesome. Then he’s like, “Yeah, you should post it on OL.” The most recent case of this is with the Oscar nominations. I was going to be strong, telling myself that I didn’t really care. Then I saw the goddamn nominations for best director. The list sucks, but Eddie Pluto’s boy was on it. Steven Spielberg and his dumb movie Lincoln. Clearly, clearly, clearly the only reason Ed didn’t post it himself was because he had some sort of midnight vigil. Lighting some candles underneath his Jaws poster, rubbing himself. It’s cool, dude.
Here’s the dumb list. Fuck everyone for no Tarantino and Anderson. What do you think? Let me know.
First look: Katniss and Finnick in ‘CATCHING FIRE.’ Everyone go nuts.
It’s Katniss! It’s that guy whose name I don’t know, playing Finnick. They’re all posing, looking serious, rubbing up against one another. Wee.
‘FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ movie to be rated NC-17. Maybe.
Yeah, I know I’m fucked up. However, when I’m imagining Fifty Shades of Grey being rated NC-17, I imagine two things. First is a legion of unsatisfied middle aged women diddling themselves in the theater. Gross, I know. What I also imagine is a legion of unsatisfied middle aged women passing out when they finally see what they had been reading about.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt joining ‘SIN CITY 2’, passing on Guardians.
Looks like you can scratch one name off the infinite list of people up for the lead role in Guardians. Batman-Robin has left the running, instead deciding to hang out in Sin City.
