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Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away at age 74. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother!

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Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother! Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother! Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother!

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Tonight! We back! Join us! Open-hand slapping ‘Dead Cells’ hopefully!

We back, bitches!

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Weekend Open Bar: As Gnarly As You Let It Be!

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And a good goddamn Weekend to you all, you fuckers! How are you doing? Attempting to keep the Pushing Through A Malaise and Interacting With Others space-ship going! As well, it’s pretty easy keep reaching out and high-fiving motherfuckers when it’s the weekend. I mean, right?

Speaking of which, grab a chair! Pull up a bean bag! Sit down directly on your balls and scream mercilessly!

I don’t care what you do. So long as you hang out with me this weekend! After all, that’s the point of the motherfucking Open Bar!

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Japan has greenlit a mission to explore Mars’ moons and bring back a sample. Gimme an astronomical fuck yeah!

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Japan! Those motherfuckers. Making astronomical moves and such. They’ve officially given the go-ahead to a project that will explore Mars’ moons. Not only that, but the project intends to bring a sample back from Phobos!

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Zuckerberg has staff blow-dry his armpits before speeches. No, seriously. That human suit a bit warm, eh?

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More proof that Mark Zuckerberg is a filthy reptilian. Dude needs his staff to blow-dry his armpits before speeches. Obviously, this is a clear sign he’s running hot under his human suit.

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Monday Morning Commute: Cheer for the outsider!

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Man, I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been here! Spinning off a Monday Morning Commute! But, I’m going to level with you. Just been mired in a February Funk. Fucking ashen skies, long-ass work days. Been feeling the funk. The February Funk! However, don’t think that means I don’t miss ya’ll! I do, I truly do!

Especially since Bateman and I have not been able to stream due to scheduling conflicts. Streaming on Saturday nights is the perfect way to spend a Saturday night (in my opinion), but it also puts directly in the Existential Line of Fire. That said, we’re back this week, though! And I hope you’ll join us.

Until then! Let me tell you what I’ve been enjoying and anticipating as of late, in-between foggy-headed malaises and eating too much.

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Showtime orders comedy series from Safdie Brothers and Nathan Fielder. Woo boy, this is going to rock.

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The Safdie Brothers’ Uncut Gems still rattles around my brain on the regular. And, Nathan For You is one of my favorite shows of all time. So, this combination is fucking glorious. Glorious!

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‘Castlevania’ Season 3 Trailer: Slaying ain’t never stop, and it returns March 5!

Fuck yeah, gimme some Castlevania season 3 hotness! I was lukewarm on the second season. When it popped it popped. But, when it dragged, it dragged. I think this was partially due to its budget. However, this third season comes with more episodes, and a higher budget. Let’s fucking go!

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‘Masters of the Universe’ Netflix series is reuniting ‘Batman’ voice actor gods Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill

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The animated Masters of the Universe on Netflix is reuniting two of the voice actor GOATS, Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill. Consider me fucking interested.

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‘Stranger Things’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: From Russia…with spineless storytelling

I really enjoyed Stranger Things‘ third season. That said, I’m somewhat disappointed that they’ve gone in such a cheap direction as revealed in this season 4 trailer. Even if they teased it at the end of last season. Have some fucking guts, Duffer Brothers.

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