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‘Streets of Rage 4’ is dropping April 30. Fuck yeah, cathartic ass-whuppings about to be doled out!
Oh, ain’t this is a nice little surprise. Streets of Rage 4 is dropping on April 30! Just in time to give us gamers a nice little outlet to express our COVID-19…rage. Nothing like smashing some errant punk asses to achieve catharsis.
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Weekend Open Bar: Dusk Sets On Another Grind (For Me)
It’s the end of another work week for me, my friends. I’m privileged enough to be able to work from home, and I’m definitely not on the front lines of this pandemic. That said, holy fucking shit. I mean, I’m fucking exhausted. I thought I was going to dread the Spring semester ending. However, that fucking Nuclear Take has been revised. Not only is the Typical End of Semester Fatigue hitting, but it’s stacking with COVID-19 Anxiety and Figuring Out How To Teach From Home. This fucking trifecta?
It has me falling to my goddamn knees today and thanking my Lord and Savior JCVD for a temporary respite.
J.J. Abrams producing ‘Justice League Dark’ and ‘Shining’ spin-off series for HBO MAX. He’s a nice vanilla fart of a choice!
Well, we’re finally getting Justice League Dark. Unfortunately, it’s being produced by the creative equivalent of a forgettable neat pop-culture reference. You know, J.J. Abrams! As well, dude is producing a spin-off series based on The Shining. Sure! Whatever!
NASA has found an Earth-Sized Habitable Zone Planet in old ass Kepler data. Thought you got away, eh?
NASA has found some interesting shit in old Kepler data! Specifically, an Earth-sized planet in the Habitable Zone. Sorry, exoplanet! You can’t hide from our monkey asses.
PlayStation 5 supply is going to be limited at launch due to higher price. Fucking c’mon, brooooooo
Good news for PlayStation stans: the PlayStation 5 is launching this year. Less good news for PlayStation stans: there’s going to be a limited supply at launch, due to a higher price. But, good news for me personally: my wife has said I can get it, regardless of price.
Disney is celebrating ‘Star Wars Day’ by dropping ‘The Mandalorian’ documentary series. Oh fuck yeah!
Friends, Disney is dropping a documentary series about The Mandalorian on Star Wars Day. You know, I typically think Star Wars Day is lame as fuck. An excuse for dudes who wear airbrushed Star Wars t-shirts to go “dur, dur, May the Fourth Be With You!” and shit. But now this year? I’m actually excited.
Sam Raimi is officially directing ‘Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness’ and this is the biggest upgrade going!
Man, oh man. Here’s some fantastic news. Sam Raimi is officially replacing average-ass Scott Derrickson on Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Like, this is an outrageous upgrade.
Scientists have observed the biggest supernova ever detected. Space simply does not fuck around!
Scientist-Wizards have observed the biggest supernova ever. The motherfucker was found to be “releasing twice as much energy as any other stellar explosion observed to date, occurred about 4.6 billion light years from Earth” in a rather small galaxy. Don’t judge a goddamn star by its galaxy, I guess. None the less, insane. Rad.
‘Dune’ First Look: Come to check out the cast in their stillsuits, stay for bearded Oscar Isaac
Hey! Here’s a bunch more shots from the upcoming Dune movie! Now as I said, I don’t know shit about the book. But, I’m absolutely feeling these suits. And Oscar Isaac. Woah baby, Oscar Isaac.
Hit the jump to check them out!
