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‘The Last Dance’ has passed ‘Tiger King’ as the most popular documentary on the fucking planet. MJ winning again!
Recently, Tiger King grabbed us all by the fucking balls as the pandemic hit. However, there’s a new King in the documentary wars. Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls documentary, The Last Dance. And I ain’t got any problem with this usurpation, because it fucking rips.
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‘Assassin’s Creed Valhalla’ Trailer: Absolutely obliterate shit as a bad ass Viking!
We got the first trailer for Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, folks. And it’s about awesome as you’d expect, given that you’re a fucking viking.
‘Assassin’s Creed Valhalla’ is the next ‘Assassin’s Creed’ game, this time with Vikings and shit
Aha! Well, we now know for certain what has long been rumored. The next Assassin’s Creed game is going full-on Vikings, friends. Assassin’s Creed Valhalla!
‘Hellraiser’ TV Series coming to HBO with ‘Halloween’ director David Gordon Green helming
Man, even more Hellraiser news, eh? We had word a movie was coming, with a script being written by David S. Goyer. Gross! However, this news is a bit more dope. There’s a Hellraiser TV series coming, and it’s being directed by the dude behind the latest Halloween. I wasn’t super horny for the Halloween movie, but I was entertained enough. And honestly? I’d be fine with that coming from this series.
‘The Last of Us 2’ now dropping June 19 after major spoiler footage leaked, with ‘Ghosts of Tsushima’ pushed back a month to July
Legit, fuck whoever leaked The Last of Us 2 footage straight in their astral mouth. The silver lining is that we have a date for the game, after it was indefinitely delayed. We all need to just duck spoilers for *check notes scrawled in vomit on a dented-in refrigerator door* like six weeks. Fuck me.
Monday Morning Commute: (Please Stay Off The) Streets Of Rage
You fuckin’ want one? Then meet me in the streets, brother! It’s pretty easy to find me. Follow the smell of sweaty gym balls (who fucking showers these days) until you see a goddamn calamity with a fierce mustache. Oh, you’re telling me you can’t go out into the streets? Because of a responsible respect for the quarantines across the globe? Well, count yourself lucky! ‘Cause I respect that. Instead, how about you hang the fuck out with me here at Monday Morning Commute.
In lieu of a fucking tilly, we can shoot the shit. Share what we’re delving into this week, in order to stave off boredom. Discuss what we’re smashing open across our synapses, in order to prevent the ever present sense of doom from fully consuming us.
I’ll go first, cause I started this dance. But, after you’re done checking out what I’m up to, I demand that you swing back.
It’s only fair!
Space Swoon: The International Space Station transits the Sun. Goddamn scope, yo.
Check out this fantastic image by Andrew McCarthy of the International Space Station as it transits the sun. And, man. Look at the fucking scope of that big blast furnace compared to the ISS.
Hit the jump for the full image!
Travis Scott’s ‘Fortnite’ concert had 12.3 million concurrent viewers. Holy shit, dudes.
Listen, I’m not a huge fan of Travis Scott (though he’s got some good shit) or Fortnite. But, it’s pretty fucking cool that a virtual concert inside a game drew 12.3 million concurrent viewers. Especially in this current age, where connections are so hard to come by.
Also, the artwork for the concert was done by Alexis Ziritt, a big fave of mine.
Weekend Open Bar: That Boy Is Trouble
Great Delicious Fuck! It feels like I just completely shazam’d my ass through the work week! Somehow, I’ve come out the other side with stunning alacrity. And now it’s the freakin’ Weekend, baby! Feels good. Feels so damn good, if I’m being honest. Every week of the remaining semester is going to be a white-knuckle, gripping-the-edge-of-the-clip type ride right up until May 12. But, by god, I’m doing it. Step by step and all that happy horseshit.
Enough about me, though. How are you doing, fellow members of the Space-Ship Omega?
