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Cosplay: Asuka from ‘Evangelion’ got that impact-inducing latex suit
Yeah, this Asuka cosplay pretty much killed me. First saw it on my phone, and I fell down a flight of stairs while screaming “Worth it!”
‘Star Wars Rebels’ Extended Trailer: A New Hope Will Emerge
Oh god. OH GOD. Oh god! This trailer for Star Wars Rebels is the fucking berries, man.
Praise the Goddess: Lucy Lawless is joining ‘Agents of SHIELD.’
Goddamn Lucy Lawless is up in the house. This is a fucking snag, man! Bill Paxton was a hell of a fucking star on Agents of SHIELD last season, and with his uh — demise — it definitely left a talent vacuum. However, if you were like me and sweating this loss of a star, worry no longer! A replacement may very well have been found.
Chuck Palahniuk’s ‘Fight Club’ sequel heading to Dark Horse Comics
Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club sequel is happening. Love it or hate. It’s coming down the pipe, and all of us Ikea Boy Dick Lord haters can either smack of acceptance, or rage. After deep thought, fanboy stroking, and contemplation, I’m going to roll the dice. Palahniuk’s pitch seems interesting, and the talent around him is considerable.
The Rock pretty much confirms he’s playing Shazam in DC Cinematic Universe
The Rock! Finest actor of our generation. Humanitarian. Hard throb. Greatest wrestler ever. And now Shazam. (Or Black Adam). I am sprung.
‘The Last of Us’ being performed as a play for one night. With the original cast.
Somehow The Last of Us slipped through the gaming cracks for me last year. But I ain’t making that mistake twice, and I’ve already fired off a pre-order to the Devil That Is Amazon for the PS4 remaster. However despite not playing the title, I’m well aware that it is a magical experience. So the idea of a fucking one-night theater production of the extravaganza smacks of awesome to me.
‘Episode VII’ Teaser Image: Return of the X-Wing!
J.J. Abrams has dropped a sexy look at a mofuckin’ X-Wing (or a Z-95 Headhunter depending on whom you ask) in his latest video for the charity Force for Change,. I sort of assumed the son of a bitch would be back, but seeing it in its filthy glory definitely gets my knobs swelling.
Monday Morning Commute: 2 Minutes To Midnight
Hello, friends. Welcome to Monday Morning Commute. The column that serves as the Balm that soothes the Unrelenting Burn of It All. Within this post, the lot of us wearied travelers come together. We feed each other Chez-Its, and perhaps too lovingly brush the crumbs from one another’s lips. We rub each other’s backs, leaving the hand perhaps a moment too long on the small of one another’s back. And most importantly, we share the various Arts & Farts that we’re looking forward to on a given week. The sort of Necessary Distractions that illuminate our lives, titillate our brains, and distract our souls from the Maelstrom.
‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This may be the very general plot!
Perchance, perhaps, this is the very first leak of Episode VII’s plot. I cheated. I peeked. But I don’t feel particularly ruined. More piqued.
New ‘Mighty No. 9’ Gameplay Footage: It’s progressing mega well
Here’s some new footage from the upcoming Megaman Sequel Mighty No. 9 by the good creator of the Robot Boy himself. And goddamn, if it isn’t looking like everything we’d expect from a Megaman Sequel this spiritual successor. I’ll say it again — ya dun goofed, Capcom.













