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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Teaser! Plus! Plot Details. Death Star Plans GET

Here’s a preview for Star Wars: Rogue One. I’m very stoked that it is about stealing the plans for the first Death Star.

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Watch: ‘Kung Fury’ Theme Song, Performed By The F**king Hoff

‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season Two Trailer: Vader Ain’t Happy

NASA’s Mars Rover captures stunning “Marathon Valley”

goddamn goreuzs!!

No big whup. Just a goddamn glorious view of the Red Planet.

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Rumor: New ‘Mass Effect’ game details leak through survey

N7.

Apparently back in the day a lot of Dragon Age: Inquisition details leaked through a survey. Now it seems the same is occurring with the new Mass Effect. And would you believe I’m going to abstain from reading them? #ForceandWill

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‘Wonder Woman’ movie gets new director in Patty Jenkins

Wonder Woman!!!~dsafs

Patty Jenkins. She has crossed the war lines! Once she was up to direct Thor 2, and now she’s going to be helming the Wonder Woman flick.

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‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ Official Trailer: Zack Snyder Doesn’t Get Things

New Marvel TV show coming from ’12 Years A Slave’ writer, John Ridley

Marvel is bringing in some serious talent, in the form of John Ridley, to develop a new television series. Amid my own personal concerns about the forthcoming super-dilution and omega-saturation, it’s nice to see that at least Marvel is combatting that somewhat by bringing in talented people. To help them take over the world and burst pop culture after filling it relentlessly with its properties. You know.

That.

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Watch: Matthew Mcconaughey reacts to new ‘The Force Awakens’ trailer

Weekend Open Bar: Lend Me A Robotic Hand!

roboto

It’s the fucking Weekend, yo! At least for me. I bailed on my job a smidgen early. Samantha (the bae) is getting home from a week on business in Lisbon, Portugal. So I was all like, “Yeah fuck helping the youth for the rest of the day. I’m going to get home, throw the crumbs off the bedsheets, and wash my ass.” And here I am! Unwashed, and drawing the Bar doors Open. If you’re new to this game, this little morsel of Omega is simple.

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