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Rumor: Next Spidey flick titled ‘Spider-Man: The New Avenger’
I can fuck with it. I mean, thematically, it makes sense playing off the title of the first Captain America movie.
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‘Miracleman by Gaiman & Buckingham’ dropping in September
The first issue of Miracleman by Gaiman & Buckingham (is that seriously the fucking name) will drop in September. The release will be the realization of that miraculous (HAHAHA) announcement back in September 2013 that the famed franchise would see its Gaiman-run completed.
Kojima and Del Toro’s game collab ‘Silent Hills’ is totally cancelled
[Update: Konami has confirmed Silent Hills is dead.] It seemed inevitable, but still we dreamed it not so. With Kojima and Konami breaking up oddly, publicly, messily, it seems that Metal Gear’s Master’s collab with Pacific Rim Guy is dead. Fucking bummer.
Marvel giving CM Punk writing duties on ‘Drax’ ongoing series
CM Punk has gone from writing installments in a Thor annual to getting his own ongoing series. The dude is quickly climbing the ranks of Marvel writers. Much like he did in #crappywrestlingreference but won’t find himself doing in #crappyMMAreference, no matter how hard he tries! #CrapFinish
Weekend Open Bar: More Human Than Human!
It’s the fucking weekend! Gather ye rosebuds while ye may! And fucking smoke them! Get lifted, ascend to a new level of Enlightenment! And then waste that Enlightenment on video games, comic books, hikes in the woods, eating too much! Whatever the fuck you want to do this weekend! But so long as you’re smoking them rose buds, crushing them Adult Sodas, and enjoying a break from the work week, hang out here! At the Weekend Open Bar! Anything goes as long as it is in the spirit of celebration. Unless it’s lighting your pubes on fire in the bathroom. We’ve had a spat of that lately (sorry), and we still can’t get the smell out of the pineapple wallpaper.
DC confirms ‘The Dark Knight III: The Master Race’ for 2015
Hey! The sequel to the sequel you didn’t want is coming! The uncomfortably named The Dark Knight III: The Master Race by Brian Azzarello and Frank Miller is dropping this year. And snark aside, fucking of course I’m curious to see what will be inside that shit.
Aziz Ansari and ‘Parks and Rec’ producers teaming up for Netflix sitcom
Netflix continues to bring in former NBC goodness to deliver them some tasty sitcoms. This time the company has landed none other than Aziz Ansari and cadre of talented folk.
