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Revealed: The Identity of the New Female Thor
Like Marvel is always wont to do, they’ve revealed a huge spoiler before the actual issue drops (tomorrow). So! Hark! Spoilers ahead.
‘Assassin’s Creed Syndicate’ set in Victorian London, dropping October 23
I’m going to mark out and say that Assassin’s Creed Syndicate could be dope. I’m going to say it! I’m intrigued.
‘Captain America’ writers to pen ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ script
This. Is concerning to me. I love The Winter Soldier. But what I also love (loved?) about the MCU was that it was a diversified set of directors lending their own vision and aesthetic to the Universe. And now? Now it just sort of feels like it is the Russo Brothers and their writers’ show.
Monday Morning Commute: The Fast and Furious Road
Oh come all ye degenerates! Hop in the back of my apocalypse van. Don your headgear. Station your flesh-sack safely within some of my finest armor, carved from jerkied Marauder flesh and cheap steel. And ride! Ride with me! On this Monday Morning Commute. Beclad in armor, mind rotting with the Hops and Leaves, we shall share what we’re enjoying this week.
‘John Wick’ directors join Charlize Theron for ‘The Coldest City’
Man. Them motherfuckers from that (fucking amazing) John Wick flick are straight-up everywhere. And I will join them!, wherever the fuck they go.
Kevin Smith’s ‘Mallrats’ sequel is called ‘MallBrats’
Part of me wonders if I would still enjoy Mallrats in a juvenile, nostalgic manner. But the rest of me is terrified to see what I would find. That same part is also cringing at this still-developing sequel.
‘Fallout 4’ Rumors: LinkedIn profile confirms its existence, cinematic trailer
Fallout 4 is coming, Fallout 4 is coming! Please, this time, let the fucking rumors be true. If the motherfucker isn’t revealed around this E3, we ride!












