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Report: ‘Dark Souls 3’ to be announced at E3
The third installment of the soul-crushing, mind-breaking, somehow rewarding Dark Souls series is getting announced at E3. That is, if you believe the Winds of Rumor.
Rumor: Ewan McGregor/Obi-Wan ‘Star Wars’ trilogy being considered
This one has been kicked around for a while. An Obi-Wan trilogy, starring Ewan McGregor. Dope outlook: I like McGregor, and love the character. Pessimist outlook: Why are Disney and Lucasfilm not expanding the Star Wars mythos at all? Like, even if they want to keep milking the sore, swollen tits of established loves, can they supplement it with some exploration? Please?
Marvel launching ‘All-New, All-Different’ Universe this September
Marvel is doubling down on reconfiguring their Universe this September, post-Secret Wars. And I have to say, I’m intrigued. I’m intrigued, and really confused. How will this universe shake out? Who is stepping into the role of classic heroes? What is canon? What isn’t canon? Maybe, just maybe this confusion is what Marvel wants. My intriguing leading to them making them ducats as I buy issues to find out. And as an aside: “All-New, All-Different” line-up they say. Yet it’s boring ass Iron Man smack dab right in the middle of the promo image, fwiw.
‘Gears of War’ studio renames themselves “The Coalition”
Black Tusk Studios ain’t no more! In its wake has risen THE COALITION. Which is a cheesy name, but you know what? Who fucking cares about a studio’s name. Here’s hoping Gears of War 4 is the berries. That’s what matters.
Yahoo is in talks for seventh season of ‘Community’
I didn’t watch Community in its current, sixth-season iteration. The cast turnover, the new place of residence, all of it was off-putting to me. Did you? Should I? So I’m not really qualified to judge whether or not this is good news. All I know is that with ever subsequent season that has ended, I’ve felt more and more like the actual show has been left behind.








