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Rare dropping ‘Rare Replay’ for XB1. Thirty futzing classics for $30
Remember Rare? The Battletoads, Goldeneye 007, Killer Instinct, RC Pro-AM company? Well, I’m not shitting you. They still exist. Not only do they still exist, but they’re bundling up a goddamn collection of their classics, and dropping them on the Xbox One. It’s a great deal if you’re looking to play some classics and you are too silly to rock an emulator.
Weekend Open Bar: I’m Just Here For The Ride, Man
I’m anything but an Alpha Male. In fact, SAM-OMEGA is definitely the Matriarch of our officially unified relationship. An Alpha Female, who is willing to punch down doors, and vaporize the Walls of Impossibility to get what she wants for her family and herself. This is perfectly okay to me. Every Batman (her) needs their trusty Robin (this dickhead). And so I’m looking forward to wasting the weekend away with her before she departs on Sunday for Alpha Female Business Trip #Something of the year. What are you up to the next couple of days? This is Weekend Open Bar, the weekly post where we share what we’re up to on our (hopeful) Siesta from the Grind.
Rumor: Marvel wants Kenneth Branagh back for ‘Thor: Ragnarok’
If you believe the FANBOY SPITTLE-FLAKED TEA LEAVES OF RUMOR, Marvel wants Kenneth Branagh for their third Thor flick.
‘Southern Bastards’ being developed for TV by FX. Deep Fried, Bloody Yes.
Southern Bastards is the fucking realest. Grimiest. Filthiest, most brooding shit going. So FX developing it for a TV series? Sign me up twice over. It’s like Justified. But with football.
NASA: We’re going to Europa, hunting for futzin’ alien life
Today was the first day of development for NASA’s mission to get us to Europa. Where we will find life. Giant, multi-tittied omnisexual telepathic beings, who will have no time for us monkeys and our cruelties.
