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Ben Affleck reportedly directing solo ‘Batman’ movie set for Fall 2018

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I like Ben Affleck as a director. Fuck, I like him more as a director than an actor. So I’m glad to see WB is doing the obvious, and giving him the reins to the next solo Bat-Flick.

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‘Spider-Gwen’ is returning, Marvel will have a Multiverse after ‘Secret Wars’

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We don’t know what Marvel is going to look like after Secret Wars. But it’s going to have a Spider-Gwen comic, and she’s staying put in her own Universe. Ain’t no 616 action for her. Dope.

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‘Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp’ Trailer: Welcome To Camp!

James Horner, composer of ‘Aliens’, ‘Braveheart’ and other movies, has passed away

James Horner.

You know James Horner. Even if you don’t *know* him by name, you know his music. And now the legendary composer has passed away, after a fatal plane crash.

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Maybe Confirmed: Ava DuVernay directing Marvel’s ‘Black Panther’

First it was reported that Marvel was courting Ava DuVernay. Then it was reported she was like, totally directing Black Panther. And now it stands at MaybeDefinitely. Only in the InfoAge, folks.

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Tom Holland cast as ‘Spider-Man’; Jon Watts is directing

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The Spider-Man movie has landed its director, and star.

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Monday Morning Commute: The Person We Wish We Could Be

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This is my third week of marriage. It feels very much the similar to the life I was living  prior to marriage – namely a maelstrom of responsibilities and too few nights spent actually enjoying the company of my Wife. We spent the weekend house shopping, and now she’s away on business. When…when does life calm down? And in the midst of all that bullshit — we are submitting an offer sheet on a house tomorrow. So there’s that. Either we get a house tomorrow, or we have to hit the house hunting grind again this weekend. Which, admittedly, is a privilege. I get that. But it’s stressful as fuck, and at a certain point having more space for shit you probably doesn’t need must feel irrelevant in the Frowning Face of Not Enjoying Time with a loved one. Right?

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‘Justified’ producer adapting Elmore Leonard’s ‘Gunsights’ for TV

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Justified may have ended (and fuck I need to finish watching the series), but Elmore Leonard is returning to TV. That is, if an executive producer for Justified has his way.

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‘Jurassic World’ makes $1 Billion at Global Box Office in record time

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Well, the nostalgia-fueled mediocre monstrosity juggernaut seems intent on smashing records. And preventing me from seeing it. Am I still bitter about you nostalgic dorks cluttering the theaters, preventing me from seeing it? Yup! Stop going! It isn’t that good! Cause, I need to go!

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‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ Non-News: Hugh Jackman is appearing, Ian McKellen ain’t.

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One stalwarts of the X-Men Movie Universe will be making an appearance in the next X-Flick, and one won’t. And I’m not bummed about who is and who isn’t.

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