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Joe Taslim (‘The Raid’, ‘Fast & Furious 6’) joins ‘Star Trek Beyond’
Star Trek Beyond has gained itself a certifiable bad ass. Joe Taslim, who has mollywhopped motherfuckers in Fast 6 and The Raid, is going boldly into space. But hopefully bringing the head kicks and shit.
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Weekend Open Bar: Calcified Third-Eyes from the Fluoride Escapades
It’s fucking July 24th! That can only mean one thing! My summer class is done! It’s fucking Friday! That can only mean one thing! I’m done with work for the week! It’s fucking Weekend Open Bar! That can only mean one thing! It’s time to gather in this column with fellow denizens of the Space-Ship OMEGA. Share what you’re doing this weekend!
Bryan Singer: ‘X-Men’ and ‘Fantastic Four’ crossover movie is “in play”
Is this crossover still going to be in play when Fantastic Four bombs? ‘Cause like — the movie is going to.
Whoops: ‘Street Fighter V’ Beta taken offline immediately due to connectivity issues
Not the best way to launch a beta, Capcom. By like, seeing to it that it doesn’t work. At all. (I realize this shit is probably unfathomably difficulty [or not] to pull off, but like.)
McDonald’s may be getting All-Day Breakfast menu. Praise the Lard Gods! Old and New!
Well, ain’t this fortuitous. I’m going to be moving to a house with a McDonald’s smack dab in the middle of the route home. And now said McDonald’s is going to be peddling my fat ass hash browns all goddamn day.
‘Fallout Anthology’ is the entire series packaged in a nuclear bomb
I cannot afford this (fuck buying a house), I would not play half these titles (fuck my attention span), but I still want to buy this delicious collection of post-apocalyptic.
‘Rise of the Tomb Raider’ dropping on PC early 2016, PS4 gets it Holiday 2016
Ain’t no such thing as exclusives anymore. And as much as it pains me to see PS4-only owning folks having to wait out the timed XB1 exclusive for Rise of the Tomb Raider, at least it’s been confirmed they’ll get it. Eventually. Like a year after I’ve played it. But still.
NASA *confirms* first near-Earth-size planet in “habitable zone”
Pack your bags, it’s on! We’ve found ourselves a confirmed near-Earth-sized planet rocking out in the “habitable zone.” And it’s only a mere 1,400 light-years away!
