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Nathan Fielder announces ‘Nathan For You’ Season 3 release date, also his hemorrhoid surgery.
Nathan Fielder is out of fucking control, and I love it. With Kroll Show and Key & Peele bowing out, Fielder is part of a new trifecta of Comedy Central tenets that I look to for guffaws and social smiting (along with Broad City and Review).
‘The Witcher 3’ getting New Game Plus mode for its Final Free DLC
Man, I’ve barely fucking touched The Witcher 3. You know. Marriage. Summer class. Arkham Knight. Now Sleeping Dogs. But even though I may never finish it, I will still vigorously applaud this decision. Every RPG should have a New Game +.
‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ casts Jonathan Aris from ‘Sherlock’
Well, fuck! I’m game for Star Wars: Rogue 1 adding anyone of talented inclination. So even though I’m like, “Wait, what did Aris do in Sherlock?” I’m comfortably sure he’s a competent lad. Right?
Monday Morning Commute: Creation-that is the great redemption from suffering
It’s Monday! Which means a Morning Commute. How did mine go? Well — I was rear ended for the third time in two years as I drove on I-93 South towards UMass Boston. People! Look up from your fucking phones. I beg you. My spaghetti-brain begs you. My consistently whiplash’d neck begs you. I hope, I pray to the Old Ones, that your commute was better than mine. The only perk? The Immediate Migraine and Sore Neck meant I got to go home. Though after thinking about it, a day of lost wages and suffering doesn’t seem like fair trade for a Monday on the couch. Eh. Whatever!
Confirmed: ‘Spider-Man’ reboot being written by ‘Vacation’ Co-Directors
Pending rumor is confirmed, transmuting pending rumor into bonafide fact. Now will the Vacation co-directors do the script justice? I have no idea. The aforementioned movie looks funny enough to me, though. So I’m optimistic.










