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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ being directed by Colin Trevorrow. Ooph.

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I’m hoping Colin Trevorrow isn’t as fucking inept as his latest project, Jurassic World, was. Cause that motherfucker is towing the line for the final movie in the new Star Wars trilogy. Lord. Lord help me understand me why he’s been chosen. I mean — he’s competent. Sure. Yeah. Okay. But surely the Lucasfilm Hive-Mind wants more than competent? Right?

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Drew Struzan’s ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Poster: Finn got himself a laser sword!

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Oh, this makes me tingle so much.

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‘Episode VIII’ News: Benicio del Toro thinks his role in film is happening

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Futz yeah! Remember that rumor from last month (or so) that had pegged Benicio del Toro as the villain in Episode VIII? Well. We still don’t know who del Toro will be playing, but it sure seems like the actor is going to be getting up in the Star Wars franchise.

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Art: Colin Tan’s gorgeous ‘Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater’ posters

Weekend Open Bar: The OMNIVERSE Is Hell On Your Retinas!

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To perceive oblivion is to invite your own doom. Ignore Yog-Soggoth’s dark, piercing clarion call. Turn your eyes away from his enticements. Do the same for the other Elder Ones. They whisper promises that shall only fill their bellies with your psychic-vomit, as your ears bleed and your ocular holes find themselves filled to the brim with gelatinous, former-eyes. Yeah, I know. It’s a letdown. The limitations of our meat-sacks. But hey! Until the great Transhumanism Movement of 20XX, we can spend our time bound in these rot-vessels together! Hanging out at the Weekend Open Bar.

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NBC wants to make show similar to ‘The Office’ set in the DC Universe.

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What did The Office always need? Outside of like, four less seasons? Obviously superheroes. Duh.

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Space Swoon: Hubble finds a “Mess of Stars”, we’re all better for it

Cosplay: Poison Ivy ensnares Batman in her…oh crappy puns

‘Diablo 3’ has sold more than 30 million units. The Dark Master is omnipresent

I really need to play Diablo 3‘s expansion pack. Namely because I bought it, and never played it. Though also because I’ve heard that the third installment in the Diablo 3 franchise has actually become quite solid through expansion and patching. Can anyone around speak to that? Can anyone around here play it with me?

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‘Sicario’ Trailer: Welcome to Juarez