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‘Halo 5: Guardians’ Opening Cinematic: Nathan Fillion’s Spartan Race

Truthfully, I ain’t watching this. I know it’s somewhat contradictory, since I seem to indulge in every spoiler ever. But, I don’t know. Why watch an out-of-context opening cinematic for a game I’m sweating? I can wait the less-than-two-months. How about you? Are you going to peep this cinematic? Are you going to play Halo 5?

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Kevin Feige gains more control over Marvel Studios after company restructuring

Kevin Feige

I clearly am not up to date with my Marvel Studios Backstage Machinations. I, perhaps naively, just sort of assumed Kevin Feige did what he wanted when it came to the studio. But apparently he was like, answering to some guy. That he didn’t like. But now he isn’t? Is this a good thing? I don’t know. As I said. I am clearly not up to date with the machinations. But I trust Feige, so wee. How do you feel about it?

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Amazon Prime now allows for offline playback; dope is dope

PRAISE BE.

Pretty dope development coming out of Camp Amazon. The company’s Prime service is allowing users now to download television shows and movies on its Amazon Video app. That means them long-ass flights will be more bearable through media-based buoying. No wireless connection? No problem. Shitty wireless connection? Don’t even fuck with it.

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Cosplay: Lilith from ‘Borderlands 2’

Lilith.

I will never not-post any Borderlands cosplay that passes across my ocular-meat-lenses.

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‘The 5th Wave’ Trailer: Chloë Grace Moretz Combats Those Futzin’ YA-Dystopian-Aliens

‘Uncharted 4’ drops March 18th, 2016

Uncharted 4

We finally have a Uncharted 4 release date. The fourth installment of the series that made the PS3 (and PS4) a must buy for me has been in development for like, futzing ever. It’s gotten delayed, lost a considerable amount of its staff, but whatever. Water under the cosmic bridge or something. It’s real, it’s got a release date, I’m hyped.

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‘Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’ gets February 2016 release date and “tiered” preorder bonuses

deus ex

Oh dear. Preorder gaming promotions have leveled up. Evolved. Let’s scratch for the moment the fact that I’m very excited for the next Deus Ex. Instead, let’s focus on what could be a truly nefarious (albeit sadly rewarding) preorder scheme launched by Square Enix.

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Master of Horror Wes Craven has passed away at age 76

Wes Craven.

Wes Craven has passed away at the age of 76, after a battle with brain cancer. What a goddamn bummer. The man is behind some of the greatest horror movies of all time, and certainly the inspiration for countless great ones to come. Let us remember the lad well. What was your favorite movie of his?

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‘Final Fantasy 15′ PAX Gameplay Demo: Just Four Dudes Drivin’, Livin’ The Fantasy

Maybe: Vin Diesel announced that an ‘Iron Giant’ sequel is happening

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Vin Diesel likes to shoot his mouth off. Dude has been teasing an expanded role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe for what — years at this point? And still. Nothing outside of Groot. So take this with a spoonful of salt. The Bald Beautiful Bastard maybe kind of/sort of announced that an Iron Giant sequel will be happening.

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