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‘Nathan For You’ Season 3 Teaser: He’s Not Rooted In Reality

Drew Karpyshyn, writer of the original ‘Mass Effect’, has returned to BioWare

Welcome back, Drew Karpyshyn! You are the writer of the original Mass Effect, and a lad who had spent a long time with BioWare. You wandered off, and realized how good you had it at your former employer. Now you’ve returned. Wizened. Grateful. Homesick. Us BioWare fans are happy to have you back, too.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Her Name Is Lucy Omega

Lucy Omega.

Welcome, comrades. Welcome to another edition of View From The Space-Ship. The column where I collate (usually, just egregiously embedding from my instagram) the various views of the world I’ve shared in a given week. I’m a giver, but I also like to receive, though. Oh do I like to receive! So if you’re inclined, share your own world in the comments section. This week? This week it’s pretty much ALL PUPPY all the TIME. Sam Omega and I have spent a week housebreaking her, worshipping her, petting her, and generally sleeping very little and worrying very much. Her name is Lucy Omega. Also known as SheWolf. Also known as SnowBeast.

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‘Steve Jobs’ Trailer: Meet The World’s Favorite TechnoJerkLord

Leaked: ‘BioShock’ Collection for PS4 and Xbox One

BioShock Infinite

Maybe. This is a definite *maybe* not a certain *true*, but it looks like BioShock may be getting a next-gen collection. Which I will buy. For BioShock only. That’s enough for me to enjoy. The other two can pound-sand-and-eat-grass.

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‘Star Wars’ Theatrical Cuts going to be re-released on Blu-Ray, according to John Landis

Han Solo

Ah. It’s that time again. That time where that shitty rumor comes out, getting me all excited. Cheeks flushed. Scrotum tightened. Heart palpitating. Despite said rumor hitting often, and delivering never. You know of what I speak. The whole “the Star Wars trilogy’s theatrical cuts are going to be re-released!” bullshit. And here’s the rumor. Again. This time being substantiated because it comes from John Landis? I guess?

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Watch: ‘Final Fantasy 15’ has Chocobo drifting, and a fishing mini-game

‘Donkey Kong’ World Record Broken Twice. In One Day.

Robbie Lakeman.

Man. The Donkey Kong competition has been raging for as long as OL has existed. For much, much longer than the space-ship has been in orbit, in fact. The news regarding the game and whomever reigns supreme often rises and falls in intensity. It’s been quiet for a while until this week, when the record was broken twice in one fucking day.

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‘Minecraft: Story Mode’ Episode 1 dropping October 13, will have physical version

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Don’t doubt Telltale Games. I know you’re wondering how the fuck they’re going to make a story out of Minecraft and its user-driven experiential narratives. I am do. But don’t doubt them. You’ll see soon enough, they got it on lock. You’ll see, October 13.

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Watch: Another Pluto flyby courtesy of NASA and New Horizons

Hey! It’s another goddamn glorious flyby of Pluto, courtesy of the SpaceCzars at NASA and the New Horizons spacecraft.

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