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Scientists find Meteorite “Older Than Earth Itself” in Australian Outback
How fucking gnarly is this? This past November a meteorite landed in the Australian Outback. A crew of SpaceWizards and ScientistDiggerFolk descended upon the area and eventually found the space-rock. The coolest part? This motherfucker from Space is older than the Earth itself. While many don’t walk into corners hyperventilating about the Enormity of it All, I sure do! And so when something like this occurs, I silently wish to myself that I could hold that sumbitch and mutter to myself, “you’re from space, you’re from space.” Maybe you’re like me. Or maybe nah, idfk.
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Sony has sold more than 35 million PlayStation 4s; imagine if they had exclusives!
Yeah, straight trolling in the headline. I love my PlayStation 4. It’s my go-to console, and it appears that I’m not alone. Sony has announced that they’ve sold more than 35 million consoles. As opposed to shipped, which makes the numbers even more impressive.
Krang is going to be in ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’
Man. The second TMNT is going to fucking feature Krang? Maybe it’s time I cajoled Bateman into getting stoned and watching the first one, cause I gotta, I just fucking gotta, see that Brain-Assed Bastard in the second movie. For better or worse.
‘High-Rise’ Trailer: A Logic More Powerful Than Reason
This one came out of the fucking woods for me. I caught director Ben Wheatley’s Kill List a couple of years ago with Bateman, and found it enjoyably, enjoyably haunting. So apply his talent to adapting yet another J.G. Ballard book I haven’t read (dystopian no less!), starring Loki, and you got a movie I’m anticipating.
‘Daredevil’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer! Plus! A poster! And! Season premiering March 18!
1) I cannot fucking wait. 2) It appears the show *is not* going “head to head” (our own Neo pointed out it really wouldn’t be much of a competition) with BatGuy vs SuperBrooder, dropping a week earlier.
Alex Garland’s sci-fi adaptation ‘Annihilation’ casts Tessa Thompson (‘Creed’)
Man! I haven’t read Annihilation. Our own Johnny Hotsauce was (I think) lukewarm about the novel. But fuck, I can’t help but get excited for the adaptation. I mean: Alex Garland! Tessa Thompson! Natalie Portman! Gina Rodriguez! Sign me up.
‘Oculus Rift’ costs $600, will begin shipping March 28
Phew! I was worried I was going to impulse buy an Oculus Rift. Would have really cheesed off my wife, and probably not been used very much. Well! The price for the rig has been revealed to be $600, which makes it even too rich for my economically irresponsible ass (for the moment).
‘Broad City’ renewed for two more seasons; third season coming February 17
Broad City has gotten a fourth and fifth season before the third has even aired. As a big fan of the series, I’m fucking thrilled with this development. That’s it, just thrilled. Crying, shaking my fists thankfully at Sol, even as It burns my eyeballs and eradicates my vision. That thrilled.
Rachel Keller (‘Fargo’!) to star in X-Men spin-off TV show, ‘Legion’
Oh man, do I ever have a crush on Rachel Keller. She was fantastic in Fargo, and she is definitely provides the X-Men spin-off show, Legion a lure. To snag me. Right by my hormones-encrusted eyeballs. Also doesn’t hurt that Fargo mastermind Noah Hawley is writing and producing it.
Report: Nintendo’s new console “NX” to be revealed in June, released in October-November
Man. They’re really doing it, Nintendo. Aren’t they? I stubbornly want to dismiss every report about their upcoming system, since I just snagged their current one last Christmas. And the company ain’t never given me the Zelda on the system they promised, nor a new 3D Mario. Which chaps my ass! But alas, it appears I’m just going to have to #RockTheSerenityPrayer and accept this.
