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‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Season 2 Teaser: Upon The Runway

Empire Magazine ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Cover: Sparks Fly

‘Fallout 4’ named Game of the Year at DICE Awards

‘Fallout 4′ Live-Action Trailer: Welcome Home!

Remember. This is how award shows work: if they confirm a feeling of yours, they’re awesome. If they deny a feeling of yours, who gives a fuck about dumb political award hows.

DICE Awards? Clearly awesome.

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Weekend Open Bar: You Are Not Alone, [We] Are Not Alone

We Are Not Alone

I’m getting real shit at publishing a weekend column at the start of the weekend. Man! Fuck! But yesterday was busy, hopscotching from work, to dinner with a mentor, to an entire bag of Sour Patch Watermelons, to staring at the IdiotBox for three or so hours. I’m here now, though, and I’m hoping I can lure you in as well! This is Weekend Open Bar, the weekly column where we all hang out.

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Watch: ‘Super Mario Kart’ with 101 players

Last…Last place is way far back when you’re playing Super Mario Kart with 101 players.

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‘Orphan Black’ Season 4 Trailer: Oh Right I Should Watch Season 3

Yeah. I can’t even watch this trailer, because I forgot to watch season three of the show. A show, which I had thought I really enjoyed. But then somehow forgot about.

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Comedy Central’s ‘Review’ ending after shortened third season

Review.

Andy Daly’s Review is too odd, and too wonderfully uncomfortable to even exist. So I suppose it is a blessing that the show has lasted even two season, let alone that is being given a third, shortened one.

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DC Announces “Rebirth” line; returning “Legacy” to Universe, original numbering to certain titles

Rebirth

DC has revealed their “Rebirth” line dropping this year. It’s a bit interesting. The company is looking to return the “legacy” to their universe by acknowledging past events, returning Action and Detective to their original numbering, and introducing some twice-monthly titles.

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Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Blade Runner 2’ arriving January 12, 2018

Blade Runner.

Apparently it’s a day of release date announcements for sequels I’m sweating. First John Wick: The Wick and the Dead gets a date, now Blade Runner 2.

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‘John Wick’ sequel titled ‘John Wick: Chapter Two’, dropping February 10, 2017

John Wick

I still can’t believe we’re getting a second John Wick. God is good.

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