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Space Swoon: Hubble finds a stellar fingerprint

Man. Hubble straight up finds all the space-glory, no? Or, at the very least, comma splice, a good amount of it, comma splice, right, question mark.

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Attn: Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” is a very good song that you should listen to

This is a very good song.

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Weekend Open Bar: DownloadUploadDefragMeatSpace

The fucking weekend, man.

Hello, friends. Come in, come in. Grab your voucher for a free download of RelaxYourFatCorpus.exe and let the soothing algorithms greetyour meat-processor. It’s the weekend. This is the OpenBar. The weekly one-stop for the populace of Space-Ship OMEGA to gather. Take off our shoes. Take off our pants. Shake one another’s hands (?). Then straight DigiChill.

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SNES Classics are coming to Nintendo’s New 3DS

Super Mario World.

What the fuck are the New Nintendo 3DS, and 3DS XL? Like, in comparison the Old Nintendo 3DS? How many fucking iterations are there? But uh, anyways. The New Nintendo 3DS and 3Ds XXXL Pizza are getting SNES classics.

Which I’ll just keep playing on Bateman’s emulator, cause I don’t have a New or Old or Moderately Used 3DS.

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Joss Whedon reteaming with John Cassaday for ‘Captain America’ Anniversary Issue

‘Batman v Superman’ TV Spot: Wayne is like, “Here I am, Breh”

‘Ghost in the Shell’ adaptation casts Beat Takeshi in major role

‘Suicide Squad 2’ planned for 2017 with Ayer and Smith returning

Suicide Squad Poster

I’m pretty excited for Suicide Squad. The latest trailer hooked me, with an irreverence and playfulness that I wasn’t expecting, and didn’t realize I was silently wanting. That said, I enjoyed the Man of Steel trailer. So what the fuck do I know/what the fuck can you really gleam from a trailer? None the less, the film is getting a sequel. With the director and Fresh Prince returning.

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Watch: X-Men must stop Donald Trump in ‘Trump: Apocalypse’

This. This is so good. And well made.

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‘No Man’s Sky’ gets official release date, June 21, 2016

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Holy shit, No Man’s Sky has a release date. Holy shit, I can’t wait to fly around the universe. Giggling. Shooting space-animals, eating their marrow in my cockpit as I galavant about. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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